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The 43-year-old star was caught emerging from the bushes after a sexual encounter with pot-bellied jobless van driver Norman Kirtland on the notorious homosexual haunt Hampstead Heath.

 

He claimed the van driver from Brighton, East Sussex, was not unattractive despite later describing him as a Bernard Manning lookalike.

 

George chuckled: "I mean as much as I don't want to be ageist or fattist, it's dark out there but it's not that dark. I've no idea who that guy was - but thank you very much, whoever he was."

 

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I hope that on kid isn't watching a DVD...

there will be no DVD players in the wheelcomobile, though I do permit gameboys

 

and they do have mp3 players for when get sick of fuddy duddy parent music

 

and I've been known to absolutely haul off and LOSE IT when asked:

 

"are we there yet"?

 

cops are hot.

you just say that because of the handcuffs

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In the car this morning...

Me: So, if we get new bathing suit for you, maybe we can get it a little big so that you can wear it next year. Except that your boobies will really start to grow next year.

 

Sarah: No they're not. I'm staying just the way I am. :ermm

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Last night, driving home on the Dan Ryan, a state trooper pulled up right behind me and turned on his lights.

 

For a couple reasons, my heart started beating really fast. Cops on the highway scare me.

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Last night, driving home on the Dan Ryan, a state trooper pulled up right behind me and turned on his lights.

 

For a couple reasons, my heart started beating really fast. Cops on the highway scare me.

I never drive with the chronic in my vehicle.

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Last night, driving home on the Dan Ryan, a state trooper pulled up right behind me and turned on his lights.

 

For a couple reasons, my heart started beating really fast. Cops on the highway scare me.

Something tells me there's more to this story.

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Something tells me there's more to this story.

Nope. I drive 5 over the limit, tops, on the highway. Surface roads are another story, but with all the cameras and $400 tickets being given out, by mail, here - it's too expensive to speed.

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Oh. I see your point.

The real point is how ridiculous it is that I can be at an outing with hundreds of people at a hoity-toity country club, who are all pounding beers beginning at 10am - and I have to run and hide in the woods to sneak a bat, only to be told that it's a "low-rent" move at a club like that. What a double standard.

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I have to run and hide in the woods to sneak a bat.

 

 

hide in plain sight, I sez. :ninja

 

wait ... what's a bat? is that a sex thing?

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In the car this morning...

Me: So, if we get new bathing suit for you, maybe we can get it a little big so that you can wear it next year. Except that your boobies will really start to grow next year.

 

Sarah: No they're not. I'm staying just the way I am. :ermm

 

aw...that's sweet...i remember when i went through that...

 

of course, i'm still constantly being reminded of that period in my life because whenever i see sue miller she says "your boobs grew! again!" and i'm like "no they didn't! they couldn't have!!!1"

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aw...that's sweet...i remember when i went through that...

 

of course, i'm still constantly being reminded of that period in my life because whenever i see sue miller she says "your boobs grew! again!" and i'm like "no they didn't! they couldn't have!!!1"

:lol

How could they grow any more! OMG!

 

Sarah has no genetic possibility to have small boobs. She is pretty nonplussed about that.

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