Tweedy's Gurl Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Because it was off all the time? Oh. Wait. Never mind. it was because i was 14 and a human toothpick. Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 cops are hot. Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Tatlock Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=1...-name_page.html The 43-year-old star was caught emerging from the bushes after a sexual encounter with pot-bellied jobless van driver Norman Kirtland on the notorious homosexual haunt Hampstead Heath. He claimed the van driver from Brighton, East Sussex, was not unattractive despite later describing him as a Bernard Manning lookalike. George chuckled: "I mean as much as I don't want to be ageist or fattist, it's dark out there but it's not that dark. I've no idea who that guy was - but thank you very much, whoever he was." Norman Kirtland Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 cops are hot."NODDING AT COPPERS" Link to post Share on other sites
wheelco Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 I hope that on kid isn't watching a DVD...there will be no DVD players in the wheelcomobile, though I do permit gameboys and they do have mp3 players for when get sick of fuddy duddy parent music and I've been known to absolutely haul off and LOSE IT when asked: "are we there yet"? cops are hot.you just say that because of the handcuffs Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Tatlock Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 "NODDING AT COPPERS""Evening all" Link to post Share on other sites
Tweedy's Gurl Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 cops are hot. once when i was driving with my friends laura and gina, and laura got pulled over, gina asked her to try to get pulled over a second time because the cop was cute. Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 In the car this morning...Me: So, if we get new bathing suit for you, maybe we can get it a little big so that you can wear it next year. Except that your boobies will really start to grow next year. Sarah: No they're not. I'm staying just the way I am. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ScottHoward Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Last night, driving home on the Dan Ryan, a state trooper pulled up right behind me and turned on his lights. For a couple reasons, my heart started beating really fast. Cops on the highway scare me. Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Last night, driving home on the Dan Ryan, a state trooper pulled up right behind me and turned on his lights. For a couple reasons, my heart started beating really fast. Cops on the highway scare me.I never drive with the chronic in my vehicle. Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Last night, driving home on the Dan Ryan, a state trooper pulled up right behind me and turned on his lights. For a couple reasons, my heart started beating really fast. Cops on the highway scare me.Something tells me there's more to this story. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ScottHoward Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 I never drive with the chronic in my vehicle.How am I supposed to golf? Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 How am I supposed to golf?Oh. I see your point. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ScottHoward Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Something tells me there's more to this story.Nope. I drive 5 over the limit, tops, on the highway. Surface roads are another story, but with all the cameras and $400 tickets being given out, by mail, here - it's too expensive to speed. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ScottHoward Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Oh. I see your point.The real point is how ridiculous it is that I can be at an outing with hundreds of people at a hoity-toity country club, who are all pounding beers beginning at 10am - and I have to run and hide in the woods to sneak a bat, only to be told that it's a "low-rent" move at a club like that. What a double standard. Link to post Share on other sites
viatroy Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 I have to run and hide in the woods to sneak a bat. hide in plain sight, I sez. wait ... what's a bat? is that a sex thing? Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 hide in plain sight, I sez. wait ... what's a bat? is that a sex thing?It's a tiny bat. TWO MONTHS!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 wait ... what's a bat? is that a sex thing? UTPHJ Link to post Share on other sites
Tweedy's Gurl Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 In the car this morning...Me: So, if we get new bathing suit for you, maybe we can get it a little big so that you can wear it next year. Except that your boobies will really start to grow next year. Sarah: No they're not. I'm staying just the way I am. aw...that's sweet...i remember when i went through that... of course, i'm still constantly being reminded of that period in my life because whenever i see sue miller she says "your boobs grew! again!" and i'm like "no they didn't! they couldn't have!!!1" Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 everybody poops. boobs grow. circle of life. josie's on a vacation far away. Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 aw...that's sweet...i remember when i went through that... of course, i'm still constantly being reminded of that period in my life because whenever i see sue miller she says "your boobs grew! again!" and i'm like "no they didn't! they couldn't have!!!1" How could they grow any more! OMG! Sarah has no genetic possibility to have small boobs. She is pretty nonplussed about that. Link to post Share on other sites
Tweedy's Gurl Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 How could they grow any more! OMG! Sarah has no genetic possibility to have small boobs. She is pretty nonplussed about that. , i know!! she'll appreciate it when she gets to college. Link to post Share on other sites
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