bjorn_skurj Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 I heard that Starbucks puts a substance in their drinks that brainwashes people into thinking that stuff like American Idol and James Blunt is damn fine entertainment. Oh, and that it's OK to pay a bajillion dollars for a coffee drink. Ain't worked on me yet! Link to post Share on other sites
Gobias Industries Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 You're alright, spider. for future reference in posts or poems - it's spelled "douche" Douche is derogatory - deusch is mystifying. Link to post Share on other sites
Duck-Billed Catechist Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 and vaguely German. Link to post Share on other sites
bjorn_skurj Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 I just don't think it's nice that everyone hates Gary.We were probably at some of the same keg parties in Albany, N.Y., in 1985-86, Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ScottHoward Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Douche is derogatory - deusch is mystifying.Dont you have some cats to attend to right now? Surely you can squeeze a few more into your place. Link to post Share on other sites
Gobias Industries Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 No comment on lame comeback. Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Cowgirls aren't meant to ride in reverse, though I can see the view would be lovely for the "horse" I can provide a plethora of examples, in BETA, VHS, DVD, WMV and Quicktime format, that would prove otherwise. The fact that Ron Cey referred to that BBQ sauce as a mere 'condiment' makes me so angry I could pummel him w/ a mouse. Is poortranslator BBH? Link to post Share on other sites
Edie Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 I can provide a plethora of examples, in BETA, VHS, DVD, WMV and Quicktime format, that would prove otherwise. It is more of a comfort issue for the cowgirl assuming that the horse is truly that -- horse-like that is. However, all obstacles are merely that -- obstacles. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Laminated Kat Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 You wouldnt like me, trust me.Hmmm.....like I told you earlier, glad I am not in here so much anymore. Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 "things" Link to post Share on other sites
bjorn_skurj Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 I'm trying to recall Deputy Hawk's explanation of "shadow selves" and the Black Lodge. Do not revel in your hatred and anger. Both are unavoidable at times and useful in ways, but do not revel in them. Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 I can provide a plethora of examples, in BETA, VHS, DVD, WMV and Quicktime format, that would prove otherwise.From Wikipedia: "Since the penis is bent downwards in this position, care needs to be taken in this position, to avoid damage to the penis. The reverse cowgirl is a popular position depicted in pornography aimed at men, as it provides the photographer with a full front view of the woman whilst hiding the man (except for his genitals) from view, behind her body." Plus...no g spot (sweet spot) stimulation. Thus, I stand by my original statement. Link to post Share on other sites
bjorn_skurj Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 In episode 2019, Windom Earle enjoys a private revelry. His soliloquy tells an interesting tale: "Once upon a time, there was a place of great goodness, called the White Lodge. Gentle fawns gamboled there amidst happy, laughing spirits. The sounds of innocence and joy filled the air. And when it rained, it rained sweet nectar that infused one's heart with a desire to live life in truth and beauty. "Generally speaking, a ghastly place, reeking of virtue's sour smell. Engorged with the whispered prayers of kneeling mothers, mewling newborns, and fools, young and old, compelled to do good without reason. "But, I am happy to point out that our story does not end in this wretched place of saccharine excess. For there's another place, its opposite: a place of almost unimaginable power, chock full of dark forces and vicious secrets. No prayers dare enter this frightful maw. Spirits there care not for good deeds or priestly invocations. They are as likely to rip the flesh from your bone as greet you with a happy 'Good day!' "And if harnessed, these spirits in this hidden land of unmuffled screams and broken hearts would offer up a power so vast that its bearer might reorder the earth itself to his liking! This place I speak of is known as the Black Lodge. And I intend to find it." Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Kinsley Posted August 3, 2006 Author Share Posted August 3, 2006 Could we please nix the tedious attempts at e-feud comedy and get back to reverse cowgirl discussions? And deusch is acceptable - it just uses beer instead. Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Kinsley Posted August 3, 2006 Author Share Posted August 3, 2006 Is poortranslator BBH? poortranslator signed on in March. BBH unregistered recently. Seems unlikely. Link to post Share on other sites
bjorn_skurj Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Could we please nix the tedious attempts at e-feud comedy and get back to reverse cowgirl discussions? And deusch is acceptable - it just uses beer instead.Thanks. I think I will post whatever the hell I want. Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Kinsley Posted August 3, 2006 Author Share Posted August 3, 2006 Bjorn, Despite your post being right before mine, your post wasn't what I had in mind as "tedious e-feud comedy." Please feel free to post whatever the hell you want. You and I seem to be saying the same thing, you just in a more eloquent manner. Link to post Share on other sites
Edie Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 From Wikipedia: Plus...no g spot (sweet spot) stimulation. Thus, I stand by my original statement. It also, um, can cause issues due to the location of the cervix with a well-endowed partner. Trust me, I know from whence I speak. However, as also previously stated, obstacles can be overcome. YEEHAW! Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Dont you have some cats to attend to right now? Surely you can squeeze a few more into your place. You're a little off the mark. Link to post Share on other sites
Edie Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 We am home tonight after three lovely nights at my mothers to beat the heat. Really, AC, free wine, and great food (and actually less driving time) made for a great time. Now I have to go cook dinner Link to post Share on other sites
bjorn_skurj Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Bjorn, Despite your post being right before mine, your post wasn't what I had in mind as "tedious e-feud comedy." Please feel free to post whatever the hell you want. You and I seem to be saying the same thing, you just in a more eloquent manner.'k. Never done it reverse cowgirl. (Never done it with a porn star either.) When I was in New Mexico, I saw a bumper sticker that read: "Cowgirl foreplay: Get the hell in the truck." Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 We am home tonight after three lovely nights at my mothers to beat the heat. Really, AC, free wine, and great food (and actually less driving time) made for a great time. Now I have to go cook dinner Been thinking about you, girl. Yay for cold fronts, however short lived. Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Genevieve Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 "We are marching, marching to Shibboleth..." Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Also, I consider myself a bit of a cowgirl. At least I have requisite boots and hat, so this thread title gives me a little thrill. (All hat, no cattle.) Link to post Share on other sites
awatt Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 ACATT Sorry, a lame contribution to this fascinating thread, but I'm tired. Link to post Share on other sites
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