viatroy Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 think he's got the stuff to handle two old ladies? Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ScottHoward Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 I got the jam. Goddamnit am I thirsty. Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Tatlock Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ScottHoward Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Just what the hell am I supposed to do with all this Osama Bin Laden toilet paper now? Link to post Share on other sites
watch me fall Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 T.P. someone's yard? Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ScottHoward Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 T.P. some lowlife arab's yard?Is there a confederate flag on your desk? Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Little known fact - Wookies is 80% arab. Link to post Share on other sites
watch me fall Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Is there a confederate flag on your desk? That bit would've worked much better had you used "african american" in place of arab. Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Little known fact - Wookies is 15% african american. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ScottHoward Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 That bit would've worked much better had you used "african american" in place of arab.The board's safeguard functionality would not allow me to edit your quote. Why are you trying to set me up like that? Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Little known fact - Wookies is 3% Inuit. Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Little known fact - Wookies is 1.5% springer spaniel. Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 like a fart in a whirlwind. Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 like a fart in a whirlwind. These are the days of our lives? Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 One drop. Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Nothing more fun than sitting in a packed courtroom, still a little woozy from the weekend's activities. Thank god all I have to do is stand up and say "your pompous windbag honor, the defendant in this ridiculous case is still a deadbeat serial bankruptcy filer who is clinging by a piece of dental floss to the protections of his last chapter 13 filing, and therefore we may not proceed with one of your biased "trials" in which the rules of procedure, logic and most of the law is squarely ignored as the nuisance it may be. May I be excused you almighty cheese poof?" I think that shall go over swimmingly. Link to post Share on other sites
watch me fall Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 I'll give you $10 and a bag of Cheetos if you actually say that in court. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ScottHoward Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 ***warning: serious post*** Two years. Today. It's just one day and tomorrow will be back to business, but goddamnit do I feel like I can take on anything. ***done*** Link to post Share on other sites
j4lackey Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Ha! Here is a familiar bromeliad: Wow, that almost looks like a pineapple! How much trouble can two old ladies get in to, really?Famous last words... Hey, geez!! I'm at work here! Link to post Share on other sites
j4lackey Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 ***warning: serious post*** Two years. Today. It's just one day and tomorrow will be back to business, but goddamnit do I feel like I can take on anything. ***done***Congratulations! Don't try to take on anything, however... Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 ***warning: serious post*** Two years. Today. It's just one day and tomorrow will be back to business, but goddamnit do I feel like I can take on anything. ***done*** Congrats. Keep fighting the good fight. Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Right on, RC. Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Tatlock Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 but goddamnit do I feel like I can take on anything.I'm willing if you are. like a fart in a whirlwind.Messageboard jokes are like farts: generally you don't like anyone else's, but you quite like your own. Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 ***warning: serious post*** Two years. Today. It's just one day and tomorrow will be back to business, but goddamnit do I feel like I can take on anything. ***done*** Every day. Hey, geez!! I'm at work here!Exactly. Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Word up, RC. Keep on, keepin' on. Link to post Share on other sites
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