EL the Famous Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 If carlos lived in my house, I'd dress him up like a little sailor boy and parade him around the neighborhood every night after work. When we were done, I'd take him to Dairy Queen for a Blizzard and then we'd watch the Canadian Riptide DVD set and cuddle. oh, you people. Link to post Share on other sites
jenbobblehead Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Thanks, but if we spend the entire date talking about horticulture, I'm pretty much screwed anyway.not to be disrepectful, but that's a good thing, right? Link to post Share on other sites
Guest carlos Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 well it looks like I need to refill my water glass. Link to post Share on other sites
gogo Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 "I'm not really a farmer.""I had this totally bizarre dream last night, and you were in it." Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 well it looks like I need to refill my water glass. Grow up. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest carlos Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 "I had this totally bizarre dream last night, and you were in it.""Maybe she's retarded." Grow up.Perfectly fine. Link to post Share on other sites
gogo Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 "I think I know what it is. I think you're jealous that I'm getting married and that I'm getting all the attention." Link to post Share on other sites
ms. yvon Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 "night vision goggles" Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Perfectly fine. "Maybe she's retarded." Link to post Share on other sites
ms. yvon Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Then one of you should really dress up like a little sailor boy and parade around with an ice cream cone."coulattes" Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 "I never bagged a babe." Link to post Share on other sites
ms. yvon Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 my co-worker is playing a grateful dead show. i'm having all kinds of wonderful flashbacks. Link to post Share on other sites
OOO Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 the sass-o-meter is registering off the chart sass today. Link to post Share on other sites
watch me fall Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 not to be disrepectful, but that's a good thing, right? "I'm not that kind of girl." Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 I think the Little Superstar just drove by in an LR3. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest carlos Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 that is spectacularifous! Link to post Share on other sites
watch me fall Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 "Classic." Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Sorry I didn't tell you sooner, carlos, that I have a security camera trained on your home at all times. Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 I think I peed a little. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest carlos Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Sorry I didn't tell you sooner, carlos, that I have a security camera trained on your home at all times.umm, my house is a 1935 cottage. I think you have misplaced your camera in one of the subdivisions on the outskirts of town. Should I send a map? Perhaps a photo of our house? Iced Tea???? Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 some dude in the office I don't even know just walked by and said; 'hey man, sweet cowboy shirt!' best. post. ever. Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 thank you, I really needed that. Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 umm, my house is a 1935 cottage. I think you have misplaced your camera in one of the subdivisions on the outskirts of town. Should I send a map? Perhaps a photo of our house? Iced Tea???? do you have a cattle skull? i pretty much invision you people over there to all have cow skulls somewhere on your premises. Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 you people Thanks for another racist, hate-filled post. Link to post Share on other sites
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