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"kevin bacon was a cock!"

 

"kevin bacon making waterworld 3, what? they haven't even made 2 yet.. .that was kevin costner"

 

"c-c-c-c-critics... 1 and a half stars"

 

"3 records sold, my records went balsa wood in India"

 

is it me or does he sound like Isaac Brock sometimes during this? lol

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Pitchfork Knows Best Kids

You guys, the internet is so terrible. Today comes word that Ryan Adams has relaunched his website with a comical new Battlestar Galactica-style interface, soundtracked entirely by the tousled-haired singer/songwriter's own horrific beats and rhymes. Yes, he is rapping. In what is without question one of thee worst aural assaults of the year, Adams subjects visitors to no less than four minutes of a novelty hip-hop track that, at its best, consists of him shouting "NEW YORK CITY!", and at worst, has him putting on his best impression of a rappin' witch. There's also a fascinating song about a drunk Santa. It's a classic Adams wtf moment, a blatent publicity stunt we imagine he feels is unassailable since it's pretty much harmless and is just him goofing off and being his usual obnoxious self. You know what? No. This is basically criminal negligence. Who knows a lawyer?

Guys, now that pitchfork says it's not cool I can't think this is funny anymore. Sorry. Carry on. :yay :yay

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Wow.... That is the most horrible shite I have ever heard I know it is a joke and all, but christ it is just plain horrible. If I was given the choice between listening to Ryan Adams or K-fed rapping, it would have to be two to 10 dozen bullets through the head instead.

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