stick a fork in it...

[ction]

I've actually been smelling vomit since Sunday morning. That was when I woke up and discovered that I threw up all over the bedroom floor (and my nightstand). I was later informed that I drank several bottles (the exact number is still in question) of red wine the previous evening.

[M. (hristine]

That's not the gossip I heard.

[Welsh Rich]

Jen!

[Sir Stewart]

Attention shoppers! There is plenty of room in Kevin Arnold's crotch area!

[Welsh Rich]

Apparently I should read the "Getting Started Guide For Mimesweeper 5.2" before the READ ME guide...

[ction]

That's not the gossip I heard.

 

I'm glad. I was pretty embarrassed about getting sick (and not making it to the bathroom) and I'd hate for that news to be spreading.

[M. (hristine]

I can't qoute either. Bastids!

 

I once threw up red wine all along the passenger side of my friend's Maverick. She left the puke vestiges on the car until she sold it a couple of years later. (The car, not the puke.)

Edited October 11, 2006 by M. Christine

[wheelco]

I once threw up red wine all along the passenger side of my friend's Maverick.

right out of law school my wife and I as young'uns in our lean years decided to have a party for the partners in the firm I joined. The wife of one got blitzed on red wine and puked it all over our couch and carpet, and then passed out. She apologized the next day but never helped clean or pay . . .

[ction]

I had to rent a steam cleaner thing from Giant to make the carpet look like someone hadn't bled to death.

[wheelco]

I had to rent a steam cleaner thing from Giant to make the carpet look like someone hadn't bled to death.

yeh, nice alibi

 

where's the body?

[M. (hristine]

right out of law school my wife and I as young'uns in our lean years decided to have a party for the partners in the firm I joined. The wife of one got blitzed on red wine and puked it all over our couch and carpet, and then passed out. She apologized the next day but never helped clean or pay . . .

So you're saying I should have cleaned my own puke?

She liked it there.

[caliber66]

Some first-year chick (friend of my roommate's hot, dumb and almost-criminally-young first-year girlfriend) puked a red "W" on our carpet after drinking half a bottle of aftershock. It never came out, but we still got our security deposit back. Guess the landlords liked what it did for the hallway.

 

edit: this was back in college, of course.

 

edit: this is ron cey

Edited October 11, 2006 by caliber66

[Sir Stewart]

Bryan -

Are you going to address this email?

We have another concern - the rear entrance light at #19 has yet to be reinstalled. Very dark and therefore dangerous to come home to that.

Looking forward to your response soon.

[Albert Tatlock]

See, that's where our cricketing heritage kicks in. We can always catch our own puke. "You lot" won't go for anything without a baseball mitten on.

[ction]

See, that's where our cricketing heritage kicks in. We can always catch our own puke. "You lot" won't go for anything without a baseball mitten on.

 

Btw, I should mention that I'm pretty sure I was intentionally poisoned. I can't imagine any other reason for me getting sick (and apparently being semi-conscious and incoherent).

[M. (hristine]

See, that's where our cricketing heritage kicks in. We can always catch our own puke. "You lot" won't go for anything without a baseball mitten on.

Still, there is something satisfying watching one's puke stream out at 50 miles per hour.

[Albert Tatlock]

Still, there is something satisfying watching one's puke stream out at 50 miles per hour.

Granted.

[embiggen]

"do over!"

[EL the Famous]

[JUDE]

[Sir Stewart]

[Synthesizer Patel]

[Sir Stewart]

Well played.

[Synthesizer Patel]

I wanted to make a whole Marshall Stack type thing of them, but apparently you can only post three pictures at once.

[Welsh Rich]

That just looks like it hurt.... Ouch

Edited October 11, 2006 by Welsh Rich