M. (hristine Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 Fabulous idea. Who were you thinking ofWhen we were making loveLast night? Was it a good looking strangerOr a close friend of mine? You didn't want to quitWhen we were into itLast night Who were you thinking ofWhen we were loving last night? Who were you thinking ofWhen I was making loveTo you? Put a smile on your faceI hadn't seen for a while You got more out of itThan I put into itLast night Who were you thinking ofWhen we were loving last night? Who were you thinking ofWhen we were making loveLast night? Was it a good looking strangerOr a close friend of mine? You didn't want to quitWhen we were into itLast night Who were you thinking ofWhen we were loving last night? Who were you thinking ofWhen we were loving last night? Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 thank you for your kind reply. Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 sitting in court again. waiting. again. if and when the judge ever arrives, I'm going rush the bench, grab his head, and give him a big kiss. what could possibly go wrong? Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted October 18, 2006 Author Share Posted October 18, 2006 sitting in court again. waiting. again. if and when the judge ever arrives, I'm going rush the bench, grab his head, and give him a big kiss. what could possibly go wrong?I don't think I need to remind you that in your part of the country, judges are usually armed. Link to post Share on other sites
j4lackey Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 sitting in court again. waiting. again. if and when the judge ever arrives, I'm going rush the bench, grab his head, and give him a big kiss. what could possibly go wrong? Actually, he likes it better when you just approach the bench slowly and throw your panties at him! Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 so JT had to whip out the jammy and blast some fratboy fool in the face onstage last night. and then the rampant bitchslap fights by the merch table? that's some slipknot ozzfest shit right there and we're all gonna' die. Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 Not true at all. Jeff merely pulled the mook's face to his and breathed in, stealing the guy's life force, like that troll in Cat's Eye. Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 When I was a kid, I jumped on stage and a Captain and Tennille show and the Captain shot me in the neck with a harpoon gun. True story. Link to post Share on other sites
Dude Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 so JT had to whip out the jammy and blast some fratboy fool in the face onstage last night. and then the rampant bitchslap fights by the merch table? that's some slipknot ozzfest shit right there and we're all gonna' die.stop. my sides are splitting. Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 [quote name='sean Link to post Share on other sites
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ction Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 Did you shit your pants in that story, too? As a matter of fact, I didn't. Are you implying that he's a real Captain of something? I'm implying that he is an asshole (and a good shot). Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 Maybe the Captain thought you were Billy Barty, coming to finish what he started two weeks earlier backstage at the Dinah Shore Show. Link to post Share on other sites
OOO Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 Alright folks, its time to get your musictoday game faces on. Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 Not true at all. Jeff merely pulled the mook's face to his and breathed in, stealing the guy's life force, like that troll in Cat's Eye. I just got a report that it was actually Fred Durst who bumrushed him and that Tweedy plunged his hand into Durst's chest and ripped out his still-beating heart. and then he ate it and spit blood w/ laser beam accuracy all over some dude who was drinking his beer too loud clear across the room. Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 I just got a report that it was actually Fred Durst who bumrushed him and that Tweedy plunged his hand into Durst's chest and ripped out his still-beating heart. and then he ate it and spit blood w/ laser beam accuracy all over some dude who was drinking his beer too loud clear across the room.I heard that, too. Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 I heard that, too. granted, I heard some dude in starbucks this morning say that it was actually the robot bigfoot from the 6M$ Man and that Tweedy shot some weird cable out of his hand like the yellow ninja in mortal kombat and then pulled the motherfuckers spine right out his body. then he held the spine aloft and wept as the band played casino queen and two girls got...it...on by the merch table. Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 I love you guys more than ice cream. Thanks for bringing teh funny. Now will someone tell gershon to stop making fun of me for having fun at the shows? Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 Now will someone tell gershon to stop making fun of me for having fun at the shows?WHO? Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 Point well taken. Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 Now will someone tell gershon to stop making fun of me for having fun at the shows? so, what you're saying is that it was actually gary who flew down from the rafters onto the stage and tried to whisper some haiku into tweedy's ear while attempting frottage, only to have Tweedy rebuff his advances by exploding his head via some psionic Scanners type shit while two girls fought each other w/ kendo sticks in see-thru nighties and luchadore masks on top of the merch table? more importantly, were there a lot of smokers at the show? tall people? loud-talkers? i just envision that the ground opened up and demons just started flying out all over the place and just ruined live shows forever. Link to post Share on other sites
Dude Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 [quote name='sean Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 gershon That guy said some awful things about me this morning. [quote name='Đ Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 so, what you're saying is that it was actually gary who flew down from the rafters onto the stage and tried to whisper some haiku into tweedy's ear while attempting frottage, only to have Tweedy rebuff his advances by exploding his head via some psionic Scanners type shit while two girls fought each other w/ kendo sticks in see-thru nighties and luchadore masks on top of the merch table? no, he stabbed gershon in the butt, with his penis. Link to post Share on other sites
Analogman Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 I am going to see if they are here yet in about an hour - I hope he don't punch me. Link to post Share on other sites
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