cryptique Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Boy, would I love to be able to read minds.BUSH: Not quite Laura, but not bad. PELOSI: I'M IN UR HOUSE IMPEACHIN UR DOODZ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mrs. Peel Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Bush: If you only knew how many snipers are surrounding your house right now. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Bush: what the hell is shelley duvall doing here? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Edie Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 "I've got my other hand so firmly on your balls, you better listen up now." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted November 9, 2006 Author Share Posted November 9, 2006 "Moron." "Skank." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moltisanti Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 "I just wanna kiss you." I've never been good at these things. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Heartbreak Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 "You try to give me a backrub, I'll whack your pecker with my gavel so fast it'll make your head spin." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Bush: During these "Nashumal Anthem" thingies, I like to pick a hottie and stare at her with a smug little smirk on my face while I think about banging her. Looks like you're today's winner, sugartits. Pelosi: [smiles uncomfortably] Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Pelosi: OMG BushBush: What the hell is Shelley Duvall doing here? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
quarter23cd Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Bush: Should we tell them yet that all that political bickering was a sham and that we are actually united in our goal of crushing the entire population's will to live?Pelosi: OMG, this is the best practical joke EVAR! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ikol Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Bush: I may be slow, but at least I don't have crazy eyes.Pelosi: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Seriously, does anybody know what Shelley Duvall was doing here this morning? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WilcoFan Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Bush: Hey Shelly, whatd'ya I dress up like Popeye and you and I make us some olive earl.Pelosi: Sure, that would be nuculer. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jimmyjimmy Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 "You waxy, wicked little vixen you. I could savor you for hours like a piece of old timey Horehound Candy. Them eyes...they're makin my heart go pitter patter pit". "You absolute cad you! Do you mean it Georgie? No hard feelings"? I really go for a simple man". "Shuga, I'm as simple as they come...you just ask anyone". "Your sweet"! "I appreciate it". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fickerson Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Seriously, does anybody know what Shelley Duvall was doing here this morning? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
John Smith Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Bush: If you only knew how many snipers are surrounding your house right now. Who farted? hehe I did. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jenbobblehead Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Bush: During these "Nashumal Anthem" thingies, I like to pick a hottie and stare at her with a smug little smirk on my face while I think about banging her. Looks like you're today's winner, sugartits. Pelosi: [smiles uncomfortably] WINNER! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Heartbreak Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Pelosi: Now, right here is where your heart should be, Mr. Tin Man.Bush: Heh heh. You're touching your tit right now, ain't ya? Heh heh. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobbob1313 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Sir Stewart won this with his followup. Sorry, guys. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Sir Stewart won this with his followup. Sorry, guys. Pshaw. He doesn't even have the same tie on in that picture. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobbob1313 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 He's the President. I'm sure he has more than one tie. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 He's the President. I'm sure he has more than one tie. What the hell does that have to do with Shelly Duvall? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Calexico Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 What the hell does that have to do with Shelly Duvall? He needs one tie to bind her tits and another one to hang himself off the bedroom door for jerking off. Ya know...like Michael Hutchence. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Calexico Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 It was a role playing thing....never mind.....nothing to see here! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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