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I'm not sure if young girls are imitating Paris so much as they're imitating the thrice-spit backwash of our celebrity and appearance-obsessed society. If it wasn't her it'd be someone else, I'm afraid. She's sort of a conduit.

 

 

Sarah Silverman carries around one of those stupid dogs, I hear.

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Is anyone on here Paris's doctor? Do you know her medical conditions? Are you a trained professional?

 

I didn't think so.

 

Is paris really a terrible role model? Ask yourself:

 

Does she let men control her? Or is she just having a good time?

 

For the longest time men have controlled women in society completely. Only recently has this power balance shifted at all. So here is a girl who does exactly what she wants all the time. OF COURSE GIRLS ARE DRAWN TO THIS.

 

this is ok. She has harmed no one. In the end you raise your kids, not paris.

 

just like in the times of vichy france, we must save paris.

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I can't decide if this bit makes this thread more interesting or less interesting.

 

 

Sometimes you just have to throw it out there and see if it flies.

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because of Paris, you people are missing the real news

 

LOS ANGELES - Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora has entered a treatment facility in Los Angeles for an undisclosed problem, a spokesperson for the band said Thursday.

 

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"He asks that you respect he and his family's privacy at this time," her statement read. Sambora went into treatment Wednesday, People.com reported.

 

It wasn't clear how Sambora's treatment will affect his role in the band. Bon Jovi's new album "Lost Highway" comes out June 19, the same day the band is scheduled to appear on the "Today" show.

 

The group is scheduled to play some tour dates this summer, beginning June 24 in London. A larger tour is planned for 2008.

 

Sambora and actress Denise Richards broke up several months ago after dating for about a year. In April, the 47-year-old musician's divorce from actress Heather Locklear was finalized and his father died of lung cancer.

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No, we want details.

I have a longtime friend who was associated with her through his profession. I'll say that her bathroom practices/manners/respect for other people leave a lot to be desired -- very gross. I'd like to elaborate more, but I wouldn't want to jeopordize my friend's job.

 

EDIT: I hope that's sufficient to let your mind run with.

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I'll say that her bathroom practices/manners/respect for other people leave a lot to be desired -- very gross. I'd like to elaborate more, but I wouldn't want to jeopordize my friend's job.

 

EDIT: I hope that's sufficient to let your mind run with.

 

i assume she lacks manners and respect for others but bathroom practices?

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A little DUI never hurt no one. :monkey

 

 

Now I will assume that you are making a really bad joke here and not give rein to my inner (and outer) demons and get into an irration e-squabble with you.

 

 

I will not get into any personal issues/experiences/tragedies/traumas here, but if you aren't joking...GAME ON.

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Now I will assume that you are making a really bad joke here and not give rein to my inner (and outer) demons and get into an irration e-squabble with you.

I will not get into any personal issues/experiences/tragedies/traumas here, but if you aren't joking...GAME ON.

 

yeah....

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Now I will assume that you are making a really bad joke here and not give rein to my inner (and outer) demons and get into an irration e-squabble with you.

I will not get into any personal issues/experiences/tragedies/traumas here, but if you aren't joking...GAME ON.

Yeah, I was joking. It was in response to the previous post that Paris just did what she wanted and didn't hurt anyone.

 

It's like saying a little murder never hurt anyone. It's meant to be obviously ridiculous.

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Yeah, I was joking. It was in response to the previous post that Paris just did what she wanted and didn't hurt anyone.

 

It's like saying a little murder never hurt anyone. It's meant to be obviously ridiculous.

 

 

Good...I am unstable enought without another ewar. :stunned

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I hope you get gang fucked in prison every day and your bits look like the Grand Canyon when you are finished.

 

While I can't deny that I get a little satisfaction from seeing her see a little justice - this comment is fucking disgusting and uncalled for. :realmad

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Back before Sauer on Friday, Hilton's entire body trembled as the final pitch was made for her further incarceration. She clutched a ball of tissue and tears ran down her face.

 

Seconds later, the judge announced his decision: "The defendant is remanded to county jail to serve the remainder of her 45-day sentence. This order is forthwith."

 

Hilton screamed.

 

Eight deputies immediately ordered all spectators out of the courtroom. Hilton's mother, Kathy, threw her arms around her husband, Rick, and sobbed uncontrollably.

 

Deputies escorted Hilton out of the room, holding each of her arms as she looked back.

 

 

The world has crowned its new drama queen.

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