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yesterday I flipped on the news while I ate lunch and then an hour later found myself watching "Linday Lohan's Top 10 Most Embarassing Moments" - I knew then some drastic measures were necessary. So, I canceled our cable subscription......

 

Granted, it was for financial reasons (our cheap rate expired), but eliminating 24/7 LiLo coverage is almost a better excuse.

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Lately, every little piece of news I read mentions Lindsay Lohan and how she is in and out of rehab and might go to jail and had cocaine and is getting away with murder and blah blah blah...

...and yet you started a thread about her? Hmmmm...

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ever major news network is covering this "important" story......never mind the S Korean hostages, deaths at a mosque in Pakistan, daily car bombs in Iraq, a two party Palestine, a mockery of the US election process unfolding everyday, etc.....Lindsay is way more important......come on guys!!

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Seriously though, what's with all these drunken asshat female celebrities driving around on all sorts of crap. I'll chauffeur them and put up with all their bullshit for half of what they're paying their lawyers a year. Man, I'll be rich then.

Asked a girl what she wanted to be

She said baby, "Can't you see

I wanna be famous, a star on the screen

But you can do something in between"

 

Baby you can drive my car

Yes I'm gonna be a star

Baby you can drive my car

And maybe I love you

 

I told a girl that my prospects were good

And she said baby, "It's understood

Working for peanuts is all very fine

But I can show you a better time"

 

Baby you can drive my car

Yes I'm gonna be a star

Baby you can drive my car

And maybe I love you

Beep beep-m beep beep yeah

 

Baby you can drive my car

Yes I'm gonna be a star

Baby you can drive my car

And maybe I love you

 

I told that girl I can start right away

And she said, "Listen babe I got something to say

I got no car and it's breaking my heart

But I've found a driver and that's a start"

 

Baby you can drive my car

Yes I'm gonna be a star

Baby you can drive my car

And maybe I love you

Beep beep-m beep beep yeah

Beep beep-m beep beep yeah

Beep beep-m beep beep yeah

Beep beep-m beep beep yeah

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I think this is all part of a right wing conspiracy to dumb down the nation so they can get away with really evil shit. :devil

 

 

especially when you consider no child left behind and the battery of standardized tests that measure how well a school functions. the media is the central nervous system of a democracy. as such, i'm thinking we need a pretty serious neurologist and/or psychologist to fix us.

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See her picture in a thousand places

'cause she's this year's girl.

You think you all own little pieces

of this year's girl.

Forget your fancy manners,

forget your English grammar,

'cause you don't really give a damn

about this year's girl.

 

Still you're hoping that she's well-spoken

'cause she's this year's girl.

You want her broken with her mouth wide open

'cause she's this year's girl.

Never knowing it's a real attraction,

all these promises of satisfaction,

while she's being bored to distraction

being this year's girl.

 

Time's running out. She's not happy with the cost.

There'd be no doubt, only she's forgotten

much more than she's lost.

 

A bright spark might corner the market

in this year's girl.

You see yourself rolling on the carpet

with this year's girl.

Those disco synthesizers,

those daily tranquilizers,

those body building prizes,

those bedroom alibis,

all this, but no surprises for this year's girl.

All this, but no surprises for this year's girl.

All this, but no surprises for this year's girl

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