tugmoose Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Idea stolen from andrewsullivan.com - here's a few standards: People on 'ludes should not drive. That is one nutty hospital. You dick! Nobody's perfect! Those guys are f-gs! . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Reni Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 now your back's gonna hurt, cuz you just pulled landscaping duty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Synthesizer Patel Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 i can be stopped in the street by somebody i taught then; and we'll talk about the old days; and we'll laugh about the thrashings that i gave him! actually every line in the clip is perfect. (back story: the little kid at the end was only there to pass a message on, and all the smokers forced him to look after their cigarettes) and we will produce history as others produce plays Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 "Flash, I love you! But we only have fourteen hours to save the earth!" (about three minutes into ) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
napoleon Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 all of the best in one video Quote Link to post Share on other sites
brianjeremy Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?Brett: What?Jules: What country you from?Brett: What?Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?Brett: What?Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?Brett: Yes!Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!Brett: Yes!Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!Brett: What, I-?Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.Brett: He's b-b-black...Jules: Go on.Brett: He's bald...Jules: Does he look like a bitch?Brett: What?[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?Brett: No!Jules: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?Brett: I didn't.Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Drazil Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 Sometimes it's a hard world for small things. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tugmoose Posted July 29, 2007 Author Share Posted July 29, 2007 True that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 "Flash, I love you! But we only have fourteen hours to save the earth!" What do you mean Flash Gordon approaching? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SlowBurn68 Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 Look! A baby wolf! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Drazil Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 A dingo ate my baby!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HighFives Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 where we're going we don't need roads! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Somnambulist Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR-D9oSMLBw Nerds... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stooka Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 Clerks - Jedi Politics Oddly enough, i don't think there are any curse words in this clip. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
be my demon Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?Brett: What?Jules: What country you from?Brett: What?Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?Brett: What?Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?Brett: Yes!Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!Brett: Yes!Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!Brett: What, I-?Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.Brett: He's b-b-black...Jules: Go on.Brett: He's bald...Jules: Does he look like a bitch?Brett: What?[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?Brett: No!Jules: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?Brett: I didn't.Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace. I'll second this one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MattZ Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 put that coffee down Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Heartbreak Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 I'd have to go with Clint on this one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YykfDFEk3y8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wilco Worshipper Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 Earn more sessions by sleeving... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
redpillbox Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 Donnie: "They were Nazi's Walter?"Walter: "Come on Donnie, they were threatening castration!...Are we going to split hairs here?"Walter: "F#@$ing Germans...nothing changes." (pretty much any line from that movie--"Eight-year-olds Dude") "Helen Hillson, she's a lawyer, she's keeping her name." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WilcoFan Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 Donnie: "They were Nazi's Walter?"Walter: "Come on Donnie, they were threatening castration!...Are we going to split hairs here?"Walter: "F#@$ing Germans...nothing changes." (pretty much any line from that movie--"Eight-year-olds Dude") "Helen Hillson, she's a lawyer, she's keeping her name." I was going to post some line from The Big Lebowski too. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sweet Papa Crimbo Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 A bit off topic...but funny as hell. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 Stacy Sinclair: You're really complicated aren't you?Anthony Adams: I try not to be. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 Jack Burton: What's in the flask, Egg? Magic potion? Egg Shen: Yeah. Jack Burton: Thought so, good. What do we do, drink it? Egg Shen: Yeah! Jack Burton: Good, thought soEgg Shen: It'll make you see things no one else can see. Do things no one else can do. Jack Burton: Real things? Egg Shen: As real as Lo Pan! Jack Burton: Hey, what more can a guy ask for? Egg Shen: Oh, a six-demon bag! Jack Burton: Terrific, a six-demon bag. Sensational. What's in it, Egg? Egg Shen: Wind, fire, all that kind of thing! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hi my name is Lee Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 Well, you know...sound travels faster in the night. I had always heard that life... Spider pig, spider pig In a ROW? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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