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You have point.. The Weezer of the Blue Album/Pinkerton era does not exist anymore. Now they cater to tweens and teens and I guess I can't blame them for that. Heck some of the lyrics on Blue Album and Pinkerton are cheesy, but at least those songs had heart and substance. As long as the tweens/teens can still listen to the older albums and appreciate them, it's all good. I'd be interested to know what your 16-year old son thinks of Pinkerton.

 

Weezer really hasn't changed...you have (gotten older, married, etc.). That and Rivers isn't as miserable as he was during the Blue/Pinkerton period.

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Weezer really hasn't changed...you have (gotten older, married, etc.)

 

haha.. I have considered that theory many times.. But just pop in The Blue Album and listen to it start to finish. Then pop in The Red Album and try to get through it without laughing out loud in disgust...

 

There's a big difference between "The World has turned and left me here" and "Everybody Get Dangerous"... The difference is a band that took themselves seriously and put their hearts and souls into their music... But I also think "Rivers isn't as miserable as he was during the Blue/Pinkerton period" has a lot to do with it. Plus I think Matt Sharp had a lot of influence in those days as well...

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haha.. I have considered that theory many times.. But just pop in The Blue Album and listen to it start to finish. Then pop in The Red Album and try to get through it without laughing out loud in disgust...

 

There's a big difference between "The World has turned and left me here" and "Everybody Get Dangerous"... The difference is a band that took themselves seriously and put their hearts and souls into their music... But I also think "Rivers isn't as miserable as he was during the Blue/Pinkerton period" has a lot to do with it. Plus I think Matt Sharp had a lot of influence in those days as well...

 

 

A bit like our Wilco boys...

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From Neil Young Reactor

T Bone

 

Got mashed potatoes

Got mashed potatoes

Got mashed potatoes

Ain't got no T-Bone

Ain't got no T-Bone

 

Got mashed potatoes

Got mashed potatoes

Got mashed potatoes

Got mashed potatoes

Ain't got no T-Bone

 

Got mashed potatoes

Got mashed potatoes

Got mashed potatoes

Ain't got no T-Bone

Ain't got no T-Bone

 

I only pasted the first 3 stanzas ... the rest of the song is just those lyrics over and over

 

 

 

 

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From Neil Young Reactor

T Bone

 

Got mashed potatoes

Got mashed potatoes

Got mashed potatoes

Ain't got no T-Bone

Ain't got no T-Bone

 

Got mashed potatoes

Got mashed potatoes

Got mashed potatoes

Got mashed potatoes

Ain't got no T-Bone

 

Got mashed potatoes

Got mashed potatoes

Got mashed potatoes

Ain't got no T-Bone

Ain't got no T-Bone

 

I only pasted the first 3 stanzas ... the rest of the song is just those lyrics over and over

 

But...it doesn't work

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I think we're going crazy

Her left eye is lazy

She looks so Israeli

Nicotine and Gravy

 

love it!! ;)

 

:lol And from Debra:

 

I met you

At JC Penney

I think your name tag

Said "Jenny"

I cold step to you

With a fresh pack of gum

Somehow I knew

You were looking for some

 

Love this song; I guess it works because it's intentionally bad.

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:lol And from Debra:

 

I met you

At JC Penney

I think your name tag

Said "Jenny"

I cold step to you

With a fresh pack of gum

Somehow I knew

You were looking for some

 

Love this song; I guess it works because it's intentionally bad.

 

Now that is a great choice! From the same song:

 

I'll pick you up late at night after work

I said lady, step into my Hyundai

I'm going to take you up to Glendale, yeah

I'm gonna take you for a real good meal

 

 

That falsetto with the music and those lyrics just work so well.

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Yes thats true I didnt stay true to the thread .... but maybe I thought those lyrics worked .. who doesnt like Steak and Potatoes

 

But...it doesn't work

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I have the same lyric, or rhyme, by two different bands. One works, one doesn't.

 

Mercury Rev: Holes

 

"Holes, dug by little moles, angry jealous

Spies, got telephones for eyes, come to you as....."

 

This works, just, in the context of a great song by a band that frequently explore surreal landscapes in their wordplay.

 

 

U2: Elevation

 

"A mole

Digging in a hole

Digging up my soul now

Going down, excavation"

 

Whilst this is just rubbish.

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  • 11 months later...

You have point.. The Weezer of the Blue Album/Pinkerton era does not exist anymore. Now they cater to tweens and teens and I guess I can't blame them for that. Heck some of the lyrics on Blue Album and Pinkerton are cheesy, but at least those songs had heart and substance. As long as the tweens/teens can still listen to the older albums and appreciate them, it's all good. I'd be interested to know what your 16-year old son thinks of Pinkerton.

He's 17 now and he digs Pinkerton and he cites it for the genius of being based on Madame Butterfly.

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I disagree somewhat here. I take it from the reference point of my 16-year old son. He loves them taking the piss out of the generation gap.

Hell...it's rock/pop music. Nobody making records has ever been a Tolstoy or a Rimbaud...no matter how hard Dylan and Springsteen try.

 

But Rimbaud wrote some pretty crazy stuff, too, such as this excerpt from "My Little Lovelies." I see value in it, but there are many who would say it just ain't art.

 

"One night you made me a poet,

Ugly blond whore.

Get between my legs,

I'll whip you.

 

I puked up your greasy hair,

Ugly black whore;

You tried to unstring

My guitar.

 

Blah! Some of my dried-up spit,

Ugly red whore,

Still stinks in the cracks

Of your breast.

 

O my little lovelies,

I hate your guts!

Go stick big blisters

On your ugly tits!

 

Break the cracked bottles and jars

Of my feelings;

Come on! Be my ballerinas

Just for a while!

 

Your shoulder blades are twisted back,

My masterpieces!

Stick stars in your snatches and shake

Them to bits!

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The other day I had to make a long solo roadtrip, so I embraced the opportunity to listen to stuff I hadn't for a long time. I don't know what made me take The Flaming Lips The Soft Bulletin with me, because I was lukewarm to it when I first got it long ago (although I do like the Lips), but I'm glad I did--I really connected with it this time. Anyway, this thread came to mind when I paid attention to these lyrics:

 

When you got that spider bite on your hand

I thought we would have to break up the band

To lose your arm would surely upset your brain

The poison then could reach your heart from a vein

 

I was glad that it didn’t destroy you

How sad that would be

Cause if it destroyed you

It would destroy me

 

When you had that accident in your car

That whole thing just really seemed too bizarre

Dodging holes and telephone poles through the dash

A million to one that you would survive such a crash

 

I was glad that it didn’t destroy you

How sad that would be

Cause if it destroyed you

It would destroy me

 

But then the last lyrics somehow pull the spider bite and accident images above, and the entire song, together really well. The idea that love is that powerful to make us feel emotionally poisoned or lucky to survive a bad accident/relationship is a great song theme:

 

When you fell in love, it was so sweet

So devoted, completely swept off your feet

Love is the greatest thing a heart can know

But the hole that it leaves in its absence can make you feel so low

 

And I was glad that it didn’t destroy you

How sad that would be

Cause if it destroyed you

It would destroy me

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Teresa Brewer... (sing at double speed, if you can!)

 

 

With a ho double hoop shaw

Riggle laba dope and the

Doodle and the daddle

And the puff of my smoke

And the heaping and the huffing

And the chicken and the choking

And the pickle up a doodle

In the middle of the day

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