NoJ Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 No sexy times? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tinnitus photography Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 No sexy times?Unfortunately that's how the death occurs. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NoJ Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Unfortunately that's how the death occurs. I can live with that knowledge. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Radiant Witch Face Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 I have a bruise under my eye from an acupuncture point that was used on me yesterday. should I tell the truth about where it came from or tell people I got into a fist fight? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted January 9, 2014 Author Share Posted January 9, 2014 I have a bruise under my eye from an acupuncture point that was used on me yesterday. should I tell the truth about where it came from or tell people I got into a fist fight?I would tell people I was punched by Joseph Gordon Something. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 I'd blame Chris Christie for the shiner. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NoJ Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 Pauly Shore hasnt been blamed for anything lately, why not use him? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Radiant Witch Face Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 I'd blame Chris Christie for the shiner. ZING! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted January 9, 2014 Author Share Posted January 9, 2014 just don't call it a black eye. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Radiant Witch Face Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 will you be wrapping your penis in cheese today? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NoJ Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Is that a common practice along the East coast? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thingfishp Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 will you be wrapping your penis in cheese today? Vulveeta?Isn't that what alleys are for? I thought they were open-air urinals? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted January 15, 2014 Author Share Posted January 15, 2014 will you be wrapping your penis in cheese today? dairy has absolutely no place in the penis world. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tinnitus photography Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 in the pork or sausage world, yes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The High Heat Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Is that a common practice along the East coast?http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/weird/Police-Search-for-Alleged-Swiss-Cheese-Pervert--239759561.html Just a new version of the Philly cheesesteak. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/weird/Police-Search-for-Alleged-Swiss-Cheese-Pervert--239759561.html Just a new version of the Philly cheesesteak. That story has none of his amazing quotables.http://www.dreamindemon.com/2014/01/12/man-solicits-women-to-masturbate-him-with-swiss-cheese/ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The High Heat Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 That story has none of his amazing quotables.http://www.dreamindemon.com/2014/01/12/man-solicits-women-to-masturbate-him-with-swiss-cheese/And now he's been busted. http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/weird/Swiss-Cheese-Pervert-Arrest-240553061.html Holy Fetish, Batman! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Radiant Witch Face Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 are you sure about Black Bull Nova? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NoJ Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 Me n my kids have been watching a lot of giant spider monster movies lately. Well, 2 flicks but still, its more than usual. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted January 17, 2014 Author Share Posted January 17, 2014 are you sure about Black Bull Nova? Most of the bulls I see in Texas are not African-American.   Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Edie Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 So I haven't logged in here for a while. I now have an android tablet that feels surgically attached, and an iPhone. Tapatalk, yes or no, and for either, neither or both? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted January 19, 2014 Author Share Posted January 19, 2014 I like the "unread" function of tapatalk, but I also look at the site on the google browser on my iPhone. great to see you, Edie! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Why don't they speak Latin in Latin America? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Hey everybody, it's Gallagher! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tinnitus photography Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Even Carlos Mencia doesn't steal from Gallagher. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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