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Hey, we're only a day apart! Happy Birthday!

Yeah, I'd hit it.

I'm not sure what Dairy Queen has to do with this. I'm not aware of any rule that the hands have to touch at the same time. Is that true? Seems like for the butterfly and breaststroke it would make sense to reach with both hands, but not for the crawl or backstroke.

You're seriously going to say they didn't need the win? In mid-August? Wow.

Thanks everyone! It's been a pretty good twenty-third anniversary of my seventeenth birthday.

YHF would probably make for a more interesting read. I'm probably only saying that because I think it makes for a more interesting album.

Yeah, but did you see any of it? Those dudes are running, not walking. I thought you had to have at least one foot touching the ground at all times, but they showed some slow-motion replay and that simply wasn't happening. Maybe I'm mistaken about the one-foot-on-the-ground thing, but what else would differentiate it from running?

I like the "in memory" idea. The word "deceased" can come off as cold and disconnected, but "in memory" communicates the love you have for him. I think it's really cool that you're including him. Hope your wedding is fantastic.

It was badass for the first five minutes I watched it. After that, it was kinda dull.

obit on Yahoo Jerry Wexler, famed record producer, dies at 91 By HILLEL ITALIE, AP National Writer NEW YORK - Legendary record producer Jerry Wexler, who helped shape R&B music with influential recordings of Aretha Franklin, Ray Charles and other greats, and later made key recordings with the likes of Bob Dylan and Willie Nelson, has died, said his son, Paul. Paul Wexler said his father died at a hospice in Sarasota, Fla., about 3:45 a.m. Friday of congenital heart disease; the death was first confirmed to The Associated Press by David Ritz, co-author of Wexler's 1993 memoir, "Rhyt

I would agree with this ... so far, anyway. I was just wondering the other day when we'd get some new Neko.

Because Hollywood can't leave well enough alone... Here's my first stab at casting. I know someone here can do better. Frank N. Furter: Brad Pitt Brad Majors: Topher Grace Janet Weiss: Lindsay Lohan Riff Raff: Jack Black Magenta: Christina Ricci Columbia: Reese Witherspoon Dr. Scott: Ian McKellen Rocky: Dwayne

Wait -- people who've met you actually like you?

Personally, I think goals scored by goalkeepers should be worth more, unless they're on free kicks. I'd be interested if I weren't so out of touch with who's who in the EPL these days. Even so, maybe I'll do some studying and join up.

It's a bit early for that, don't you think?

Hope it's an awesome one, Sir S.

"Never mind the shit, just get out of here before that dog comes back."

There are two Pauls mentioned, and neither is McCartney.

"the piece"

Someone I know was told by his doctor to step up his frequency as a way of preserving his prostate health. True story. (Surprisingly, or perhaps not, it wasn't me.) Incidentally, the photo of the author may be "helpful."

16-14 Rangers at last glance. Jeezus.

I would bet on BITUSA. Think about the audience and the occasion.

"Taxman"

No "Glory Days," in my estimation. Probably "Born to Run" and "Born in the U.S.A.," because those are the two Springsteen songs everyone knows. And maybe something like "The Rising" (which I hope he doesn't play, personally).

Happy birthday!