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I got 23, and most of those were ones I knew ... but I was entirely clueless on most of the others.

You're late to this party.

You still use a typewriter?

Reminds me of this.

The one thing I've ever enjoyed Jack Black in ... except maybe The Jackal, in which he gets blown to pieces with a railgun.

Somebody obviously thought you needed more. Maybe solace is in town?

Mark Buehrle. Because he works so quickly. (I can still answer if I'm a guy, right?)

Nice going, Barry.

...but apparently, if they're not in line with yours, we'll get punched.

He's an asshole because he doesn't like something you like? To the extent that you'd actually punch him for it? Come on. I mean, I know this is teh internets and we tend toward hyperbole here, but that's beyond ridiculous. The guy's a major music fan. He's the driving editorial force behind AMG these days, and has been there since its inception in 1991. As an amazingly prolific reviewer, Erlewine has done a hell of a lot more for musicheads than most other people you could name. But he doesn't like soofyan, so he's an asshole worthy of punching? Jesus Fucking Christ. It's not like he writes

"A" ball B movies C-cups D. Boon Eazy-E

I actually broached a sensitive subject in a conversation yesterday by saying "Not to start a sh*tstorm, but..."

I'm just going to pretend I didn't see that.

So you're saying, I'm not listening to them right, and I should try again? I've seen them on TV, and they annoyed me. I wouldn't pay to see them live, because I don't like their record. Wow. Did I just sound like Aman? That was kinda scary.

Hourly updates would be appreciated. Every band needs a Jerome.

I'll audition to be your drummer ... though I don't want to actually impregnate anyone.

Heck, I was saying stuff like that after their first one. Never understood what all the fuss was about.

They have a pill for that now, you know.

carlos hasn't posted since May 24.

1. 6-iron 2. Sand wedge 3. 3-iron 4. 9-iron 5. 5-iron Category: clubs I'm best with. Someday, out of frustration, I'll probably play an entire round with my 6-iron, because I seem to hit it vastly better than any other club in my bag.

It always cracks me up when someone uses such a formal term, rather than something like "spooge."

I disagree with Erlewine pretty often, but on the subjects of Oberst and Stevens, I'm with him 100%.

OK... Clicky. Then follow the link in that post and scroll all the way down to the bottom of the big orange page o' photos. Proof that Wilco rules the world!

The cure is worse than the disease.

Now are you sorry that you chased Bethanydear away?