Atticus

If it was good enough for Sorkin to name a West Wing episode after it ("Somebody's Going to Emergency, Somebody's Going to Jail"), then I guess I could live with it...

Austin is fantastic. Well worth a visit. Just don't go planning on buying dildos. (see Link)

Turkish plane hijacked over Pope visit?

bless you

that's a low blow, sir.

If addiction (didn't he just check himself into rehab?) leads to homoerotic IMs to underage boys, I think the anti-drug crowd has found a whole new PR weapon to add to the already marvelously successful "war on drugs,"

I was finally considering kicking my $1000/day cocaine habit, but now?.... Article Link Eric Clapton is playing "Cocaine" in concert again. The recovering drug addict and alcoholic, who founded the Crossroads Centre addiction recovery center on the Caribbean island of Antigua, stopped performing the song written by J.J. Cale when he first got sober. "I thought that it might be giving the wrong message to people who were in the same boat as me," Clapton recently told The Associated Press. "But further investigation proved ... the song, if anything, if it's not even ambivalent, it's an a

To quote Mr. Heston: "You can take my dildo... when you pry it from my cold tired hands!"

Recent polling data indicates that this is not, contrary to earlier published reports, the new RTT.

~~~~~~~~(((((vibes)))))~~~~~~~~ for a safe return...

I've not heard the scissor sisters, but unless Jeff Tweedy were playing in my living room at the time, I'd go to the Jenny Lewis show. Twice.

woops. thought this was a sarcastic thread. "lying eyes" is groovy, though. I could probably stomach some of Henley's solo stuff if the production didn't remind me of Richard Marx or post-70s Elton John.

I apologize in advance for posting this story, but a couple of the quotes from Ashton Kutcher are just too good to be passed up: Link to Article Clinton had eyes for Demi, says Kutcher Monday Oct 2 10:00 AEST Former US president Bill Clinton tried to 'hit on' actress Demi Moore, her husband Ashton Kutcher has said. Kutcher, the star of the hit MTV show Punk'd, told chat host Jay Leno that Clinton made eyes at his superstar wife during a recent function. Kutcher said although the three were all sat at a table next to each other he felt like "the invisible man". Kutcher says Clinto

hey, I'm the first to admit and acknowledge the sins of my fellow attorneys. But for every ambulance chaser and class action pimp, there are plenty of us who actually try to do the right thing...

I think the key issue here was that the parties wanted to extrapolate a "right to sex toys" from the due process clauses of the federal constitution. In essence (and I've read NOTHING on this topic other than the first post on this thread, so I qualify this opinion as such) the Supreme Court is saying "If your state is so retarded that they want to have a law banning the sale of dildos, there's not much we can do about it, so go harass your legislature." on the other hand, here is a quote from Justice Kennedy from the Lawrence v. Texas case (mentioned in an earlier post) Link: "The case d

Thanks to everyone for all the input so far. For those of you who may be sending multiple tracks (at least if you're going to send them to me), I'd prefer that you use the format below, as it will help me to eliminate duplications. I suggest that you send your files (in .mp3 format) named as follows: year.month.day.location(relative to song).songtitle e.g.: 2005.06.28.pre.Hummingbird (when banter is before tune, but included in track) 2005.06.28.post.Hummingbird (when banter is after tune, but included in track) 2005.06.28.mid.Hummingbird (when banter is in the middle of a tune) 2005.

Many thanks!!!

POOF!

could someone re-post this? I downloaded it at work and the file sizes exceed our allowed attachments... I've no way of getting them home. thanks!

George Michael slumped over in his car, arrested with weed... again?!? Sun Article I think at this point Willie needs to sit young George down and give him a stern talking to (about getting someone else to take the wheel if you're that freakin' stoned).

I'm late on the fish part of this thread, but is said fish the reincarnation of the south park fish from the evil alternate universe? If so, I'd watch your ass, especially if aunt flo is in town.

nah. I don't handle criminal matters or matters regarding media-whore attorneys. Mine was much less sexy of a hearing, but winning still feels good...

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Albert Haynesworth should be suspended for half the season and fined in an amount that actually stings. What an asshole. I won an important hearing this morning , so I'm feeling much more like celebrating than coming back to more work. I'm very slow catching up on this whole Foley fiasco--has anyone actually read these supposed memos/emails or whatever that he was sending to pages? just curious what everyone thought. ho hum...