Good Old Neon

When Malkin and her ilk catch the scent of blood, even if only imaginary, they are every bit as tenacious and misguided as Via Chicago

Sweet virgin mother of the infant baby Jesus, waking up to that view would have elicited the opposite response entirely. My intense fear of heights pretty much keeps me grounded

Zion National Park, UT - the place is simply beautiful. We camped there while traveling cross country, arriving after dark. Set up tents, ate dinner, hit the sack. The following morning, my breath was stolen from my lungs upon opening the tent and stepping out into the middle of it all - it felt like an epiphany. I'll never forget it.

That was my exact thought upon reading the thread header.

Fixing them or maybe dancing atop them?

Oooh - Galaga or mortgage? Galaga or mortgage? Galaga.

What I wouldn

From today

How subtle. For the record, on my tombstone, should I choose to be buried (and if I am to be, I

Oooh

Hippie free-loving chimps those bonobos. Though, keep in mind that if you do find yourself shacked up with a one, you might not get mauled, but you will have to put out. Seriously, that

Maybe she

You just go keep rolling those eyes of yours and eventually they

You were an animal lover, now, you, you

You

And yet another in an apparent string of coordinated assaults, the sharks have begun their attack on those traitorous, Uncle Tom dolphins. The headline:

Are you saying that these elusive creatures get together once a year to like, jam, and we still don

Absolutely. The first rule of monkey ownership is, if the monkey wants something, the monkey gets that something. I mean, these things have the mental capacity of a toddler, with the strength and temperament of like, a fern green Lou Ferrigno on steroids. Like this chimp, most of the time, my daughter is as sweet as pie, but at least once a day she throws a tantrum, and I cannot help but think I would capitulate to her demands more often if she, like this chimp, could rip my face off and toss me over the couch and through the sliding glass back door and then 15 hard feet to the ground.

Oh, don

Their display of tactful restraint is commendable.

I thought it about half worked as a commentary on the completely out of touch and out to lunch republican leadership. The party is a joke, and rather than listen to respectable conservatives such as Andrew Sullivan, they

There are demons, and then there are demons (assuming here that he is guilty), and some are simply more despicable than others. That

Ooooo Jesus

Yes, but unlike his wild counterpart, Lance would do it wearing a smart fedora.