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Drag the River - It's Crazy.

Are you planning to shoot the only son of God with lasers too?

How many people can you e-stalk at once?

Next time you're in Vegas, make sure you don't take gambling advice from your taint. The police bit is ok, and the absence of JUDE and the number of IP posts while he's ben "gone" make me think it's probably him.

"Today is my Taintday"

Pan roasted turkey and sandwich sliced havarti on rye.

I'm not sure why anyone even cares about this guy's sexual orientation. Aren't there more important things to talk about?

That broad looks like Charles Nelson Reilly with big cans.

"calling someone son"

"carving the roast"

Are you from Baltimore?

My youngest kid got to watch someone play drums for almost an hour while we were on vacation...little dude was going nuts, scraming, playing air drums and headbanging (he's been doing that last part for a while now, every time he hears a good tune). I laughed until my face was red...which probably didn't take very long.

Anti Anglo-Saxonite.

I hope that on kid isn't watching a DVD...

Does that hurt more or less than being kneed in the nads?

That's sweet. Last night I threw the inflatable beach ball at my oldest kid's head...over and over and over again, while the youngest one laughed hysterically.

Not anymore...he's got some new hussy and I'm bunking with JUDE.

Ok, sure...I guess I'll let you also order me a copy of that DVD of mine that you LOST. Thanks bro.

I promised myself I'd be brave. Also, I've spent a good portion of this evening trying to make cleavage out of my moobs in a desperate attempt to win him back.

No, but I can almost see a nipple.

Yes. She was one of the producers for the first House Party film.

You're talking about the future ex-Mrs. Gershon, buddy. I'd watch your step.

Do you have her e-mail address? I bet she'd be interested to know that you're objectifying her here.

This must be tough for you, but you're handling it gracefully.