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You're such a poseur...you still think The House of Usher is an episode of MTV Cribs.

To answer your question...yes, people who work in chain stores and who don't have an encyclopedic knowledge of semi-obscure country rock bands are unenlightened tools who really have no hopes of leading culturally rewarding lives. The only reason I don't recommend that they all be rounded up and shot is because I consider myself to be an open-minded liberal type.

Do you know something I don't?

Do you wear your mask to shows? And do you call shows "gigs"?

I'm so going to listen to Minor Threat's "Salad Days" ep now.

I'm looking for a XXL Carlos' Monkey T. I had a source, but he's clearly unreliable and most likely a bedwetter.

My main pet peeve about the whole concert going experience is that people who aren't me are allowed into the venue while I'm there.

In terms of objectively determining a champion, college football is on par with Olympic figure skating or gymnastics.

I think that hit might have pulled out one of the bolts in Peyton's neck.

I hate football.

I liked the original Saw. Thought Saw 2 was just ok. I watched Hostel over the weekend. Fake blood and lot of naked boobies. I give it a thumbs up.

I used to go to a lot of shows, and I don't anymore. Mostly because other people would constantly complain about my behavior (taking off my shirt, licking my finger and rubbing my nipples while screaming "wooooooo"). These days, I find it much more relaxing to just go topless and rub my nipples at home.

My gift to you all, on this Friday, is an mp3 no one will care about. http://www.sendspace.com/file/btw9q7 (Jawbreaker covering a song from Bad Religion's disowned prog-rock "disaster" of a second album Into The Unknown)

I'm going home in 8 minutes. Consider yourselves blessed (or cursed).

This is definitely a show best watched on DVD, 4 or 5 episodes at a time. That's why I loved season 1 so much. If I didn't think I'd hear major plot spoilers over time, I'd seriously consider not watching the show as it aired.

Is that the Hamburgler in your avatar?

WHERE'S THE CAT??

I thought he shaved his head...

Have you no shame, sir?

Who is the dude?

That Faces thing is on VH1 classic again tomorrow at 2 pm. I still don't have a way to record it, but maybe someone else does.

You're obviously going to have to sleep with your professor. Is he cute?

No, but it sounds a lot like the Drag the River version of The Replacement's "Portland", which is my second favorite song right now.

"Armslength", by Armchair Martian, is my new favorite song.