The High Heat

So basically he's the "average Met;" fits right in.

What's he smell like? Jeff, I mean. Not the President...or the camel.

Barry saw a rock band and figured this was where all the smokers hang out.

Joe (the camel)

Was the camel invited or did he get snubbed?

R.E.M. vs. Wilco Geek Fight! Geek Fight! But the winner must take on Kimbo at Summerslam!

This reminds of how I dated a 19-year-old when I was 33. Oh God, what a nightmare! And it seemed like such a good idea at first.

Red Sox and steroids are currently playing for the Dodgers.

That's a Box Full of Cat! How about: Wilcat or Nudie...if that suits you

Kidsmoke

Since we're making jokes about things we probably shouldn't, we may as well go here: Cocoa Kills. I hope the Smothers Brothers are available.

Nonesuch (the cat)

Jays would insist on Beckham. Andruw hit 3 jacks tonight. Good to see him swing and not fall on his ass.

As to the actual subject matter, which is irrelevant to baseball, does it really matter?

Yankee fan gets $10,000 from NYC after being ejected .

Rumors going around the White Sox are shopping Dotel, but then they pick up reliever Tony Pena from D'backs. I take it the Sox are buyers, not sellers - for now? Interesting to see a team 2.5 back, but 2 over .500 acquiring pitching, yet the top clubs claim the asking prices are too high.

You know you could just hang out under the interstate and listen for free. Or maybe pretend to go "shopping" at all those empty outlet stores across the parking lot from Frawley.

Rangers receive bailout $$$ from MLB.

Pal, you're on the wrong vibe. This is about being Wilco and rainbows. Together or seperate, it's all about positivity, not easy shots at people. That's not Wilco. That's not rainbows. And that's not me. So go over to Umm and play. So where were we? Oh yeah. Listening to Wilco, then seeing a rainbow. Positive omen. Good things to come.

There are Blue Jays fans? I thought all those people in the stands were Rogers' personel.

WTA was playing in its entirety in the record store while I was in there to purchase WTA!

It at least means Wilco loves me, baby!

Is the Jays' Ricky Romero the next pitching star? He has 20 straight scoreless innings.

Yes, the sun did shine today, before and after the rainbow. And yes, I did get that sonny feeling. So what's next for me? Good things? Luck? Love?

Not big on "Buddy" movies myself, but that might be worth a look ~ just for a minute.