Sweet Papa Crimbo

"Afraid...a man feels afraid..." So emotionally raw and appropriate. Wonder why he changed the lyric on Harvest?

Neil has more WTF moments, both good and bad, than any other artist that comes to mind. The TIME FADES AWAY tour on the heels of HARVEST. The TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT tour and album (how many artists have EVER released a record so in you face and emotionally raw?) The reliance on Crazy Horse (I love 'em, but Musicians these guys ain't). TRANS, EVERYBODY'S ROCKING, OLD WAYS, LANDING ON WATER...these could have easily killed the career of a lesser artist... Getting sued by David Geffen. As curious, odd, disgusting and yes, funny as Saul Zantz suing John Foggerty for plaigarism. Blowing out the wall

Caroline says as she gets up off the floor Why is it that you beat me it isn't any fun Caroline says as she makes up her eyes You ought to learn more about yourself think more than just I But she's not afraid to die all her friends call her "Alaska" When she takes speed, they laugh and ask her What is in her mind what is in her mind Caroline says as she gets up from the floor You can hit me all you want to but I don't love you anymore Caroline says while biting her lip Life is meant to be more than this and this is a bum trip But she's not afraid to die all her friends call her "Al

I'm waiting for my man Twenty-six dollars in my hand Up to lexington, 125 Feel sick and dirty, more dead than alive I'm waiting for my man Hey, white boy, what you doin uptown? Hey, white boy, you chasin our women around? Oh pardon me sir, its the furthest from my mind I'm just lookin for a dear, dear friend of mine I'm waiting for my man Here he comes, hes all dressed in black Pr shoes and a big straw hat He's never early, he's always late First thing you learn is you always gotta wait I'm waiting for my man Up to a brownstone, up three flights of stairs Everybody's pinned you, but no

You got a great car Yeah, what's wrong with it today? I used to have one too, Maybe I'll come and have a look. I really love your hairdo, yeah I'm glad you like mine too, See what looking pretty cool will get ya? So, what do you do? Oh yeah, I wait tables too. No, I haven't heard your band, 'Cause you guys are pretty new. But if you dig on vegan food Well come over to my work I'll have them cook you Something that you'll really love. 'cause I like you yeah I like you and I'm feeling so bohemian like you Yeah I like you yeah I like you. And I feel whoa ho woo Ooh ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh Ooh ooh

No question...Live Rust... er... On the Beach uhh...Harvest uh...Tonight's the Night uh...After the Gold Rush uh...Rust never Sleeps I think I'll go lie down now

falling out the window tripping on a wrinkle in the rug falling out of love, dear it hurt much worse when you gave up just don't tell me which way I oughta run or what good I could do anyone 'cause my heart it was a gun but it's unloaded now so don't bother climbing up the ladder breaking my shin on the very first rung waking up the neighbors it's all right, they understand they're just as dumb and they don't tell me which way I oughta run or what good I could do anyone 'cause my heart it was a gun but it's unloaded now so don't bother me now don't bother crawling back to you now I sol

Just think...in 10 years they will think you are an idiot and will be bringing some knucklehead boy over to your house. Enjoy

Hey... oooh... Sheets of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay Were laid spread out before me as her body once did. All five horizons revolved around her soul As the earth to the sun Now the air I tasted and breathed has taken a turn Ooh, and all I taught her was everything Ooh, I know she gave me all that she wore And now my bitter hands chafe beneath the clouds Of what was everything. Oh, the pictures have all been washed in black, tattooed everything... I take a walk outside I'm surrounded by some kids at play I can feel their laughter, so why do I sear? Oh, and twisted thoughts that s

Fixed it for ya

Fixed it for ya

ok...now that the ice has been broken on inapporpriate sex jokes... Why do women fake orgasms? They think we care.

Your scrapbook's filled with pictures of all your leading men Well baby don't put my picture in there with them Don't make us some little girl's dream that can't ever come true That only serves to hurt and make you cry like you do Well baby don't do it to me and I won't do it to you You see all the romantic movies, you dream and take the boys home But when the action fades you're left all alone You deserve better than this, little girl, can't you see that you do Do you need somebody to prove it to you? Well you prove it to me and I'll prove it to you Now every night you go out looking for

Once I thought I knew Everything I needed to know about you Your sweet whisper, Your tender touch But I didn't really know that much Joke's on me, It's gonna be okay If I can just get through this lonesome day Hell's brewin' dark sun's on the rise This storm'll blow through by and by House is on fire, Viper's in the grass A little revenge and this too shall pass This too shall pass, I'm gonna pray Right now all I got's this lonesome day It's allright It's allright It's allright Better ask questions before you shoot Deceit and betrayals bitter fruit It's hard to swallow, come time to pay

No I didn't. Nobody takes BTO and Mahogany Rush seriously. (By the way...10 of 10 for the man from the Lone Star State).

Maybe it should be...or are you guys busy studying the Guess Who, Triumph and Rush?

Is it Locke's dad...or is it an avatar...like Yemi, Jack's dad, Kate's horse? This shit just keeps getting weirder.

College Mascot humor

Not sure if that was directed at me...if it was, I might suggest a reading comprehension course.

Given his history of erratic behavior, paranoia, drug abuse and fondness for firearms, it's a wonder he killed somebody else before he killed himself.

1). Human Warriors 2.) Gnome Mages 3.) Undead Mages 4.) Dwarven Paladins 5.) Night Elf Hunters

Such a powerful work. If I remember correctly it was slammed by the critics and ignored by the public.

I've always thought of BORN TO RUN as a 'theme' album...and I like 'theme' albums better because they are less pretentious. Give me WISH YOU WERE HERE any day.