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I'm pretty sure she was saying "get fucked," so that makes even more sense.

 

are you psychic? is this part of your 'special' powers?

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That's right up there with Cornell College in Iowa.

I assume the mottos of these places are something like "We hope you confuse us with someone else." [editor's note: Caliber, make with the latin, please.] I had a summer job with someone who went to Cornell College and at least one person was under the impression that he went to Cornell University.

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I spent some time with a horse this weekend.

 

I scratched him so sensually that he got an erection. Then he licked me.

 

His penis was mossy.

 

Discuss.

 

You know how much of a fan I am, but you had me until 'mossy penis'. The enema thing just about put me off my iced coffee, but i've soldiered on.

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