ction Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 I'd root for Graham. Because I still cherish that "Greg/Graham" bit I ran into the ground 3 years ago. And because I hate Gary. Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 I'd root for Graham. Because I still cherish that "Greg/Graham" bit I ran into the ground 3 years ago. And because I hate Gary. Do you breastfeed in public? If so, I think i'm going to have to hate you too. Link to post Share on other sites
Duck-Billed Catechist Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 oh...for real? because i wasn't poking fun with that one post.... had i known, i so wouldn't have posted it.I was just messing with you. I am sure he would have no problem with saying Gary and ction's kids should hang out. It was an exaggeration for humorous effect. Link to post Share on other sites
viatroy Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 car DVD players ... I still bear the psychic scars. Link to post Share on other sites
watch me fall Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 I think Gary's kid should only get 5 cents to the dollar on all money left to him when Gary buys the farm. Sounds like what happened to Tori Spelling. Link to post Share on other sites
Duck-Billed Catechist Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 For the record, i'd be rooting for Gary in said e-feud...it's about time somebody puts Graham in his place. He's just meanspirited and his holier-than-thou/attention whore bit has become pretty stale. Link to post Share on other sites
Tweedy's Gurl Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 I was just messing with you. I am sure he would have no problem with saying Gary and ction's kids should hang out. It was an exaggeration for humorous effect. ah, alrighty. Link to post Share on other sites
viatroy Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 I have found this a tricky position at best. werd. more so with bad knees. That ction makes some cute little kids. Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Even w/ my vast and useless knowledge of vague pop culture references...you've stumped me w/ that response, as cute as that commerical may be. It's exactly that sort of smug intellectualism that makes me hate you. Link to post Share on other sites
bobbob1313 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 I've always found those commercials creepy. Link to post Share on other sites
Duck-Billed Catechist Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 No reference, really, unless you were in my mind. I read that post and thought "Nothing says loving like my new muffins--hoo, hoo," except I thought Charmin instead of muffins. Then I thought about the description of a fake news reportert squeezing Fred Phelps' son's "charmin". And then I did a good search for Charmin and that's what came up. Link to post Share on other sites
Tweedy's Gurl Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 I've always found those commercials creepy. me too. Link to post Share on other sites
bobbob1313 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 That big bear seems awfully close to the little bears, and he puts his hands in very innapropriate places on the little bears, and I think it's just a little odd seeing as bears don't need to wipe their asses. Link to post Share on other sites
Duck-Billed Catechist Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Gary said he's really upset about what you think the little bears should or shouldn't have wiped. Link to post Share on other sites
bobbob1313 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Gary said he's really upset about what you think the little bears should or shouldn't have wiped. Ask him what he thinks about Bear pedophilia. Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 No reference, really, unless you were in my mind. I read that post and thought "Nothing says loving like my new muffins--hoo, hoo," except I thought Charmin instead of muffins. Then I thought about the description of a fake news reportert squeezing Fred Phelps' son's "charmin". And then I did a good search for Charmin and that's what came up. and with that, you've made me fall in love w/ you all over again. Anybody who doesn't like that commerical has no heart and should sign up for military duty to become an unfeeling killing machine immediately. Link to post Share on other sites
Duck-Billed Catechist Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 I think I may have seen those ads, but I'm not sure I've ever consciously paid attention to them. Oh, and Gary says he's four-square against all forms of pedophilia. Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Ask him what he thinks about Bear pedophilia. I'd like to submit the prospect that those bears may represent their parents and up until a particular age, may need to help their kids w/ matters of a hygenic nature. Much like breastfeeding, the whole transaction is utilitarian and completely unsexual. Unless the bears are republican and then my guess is that they are lulling them into a false sense of security before they kill them. Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Stephen Colbert A Cherry Ghost Member Group: MemberJoined: Today, 02:34 PM Link to post Share on other sites
Duck-Billed Catechist Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 He signed on to correct facts about elephants. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ScottHoward Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 I saw Gary show up at a bear's house on last week's Dateline. Link to post Share on other sites
Stephen Colbert Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 I would never buy a product promoted using man eating beasts. I rather wipe my posterior with bark then by using a bear endorsed product. Supporting bear promoted products is unAmerican. Link to post Share on other sites
Taylor Hicks Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 This thread's not big enough for the both of us, Colbert. Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 I would never buy a product promoted using man eating beasts. I rather wipe my posterior with bark then by using a bear endorsed product. Supporting bear promoted products is unAmerican. This entire post is a farce. Using the image of a bear to promote something is not the same as having a bear endorse a product. Bears can't endorse products...they're fucking bears for chrissakes. E-rage, take me away. Link to post Share on other sites
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