EL the Famous Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 being that I wore a suit... Link to post Share on other sites
aricandover Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 if only I could get my hair to look like J.J.'s Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 if only I could get my hair to look like J.J.'s true that. Link to post Share on other sites
Gobias Industries Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 (edited) true that. tru dat? That's what you mean. edit: Congrats. Edited August 3, 2006 by poortranslator Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 HOLY SHIT...CLOSE ENOUGH! It's like it read my mind and woven of the pop culture fabric of my geeked out youth. Sweet jesus. orgasmic! Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Fun! Fun! Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Coming to a near stop to wait for my son on a bike ride tonight I was unable to get my rain-soaked flip-flop out of the toe-holder on the pedal and was cussing in my head as I realized I had no option but to hit the blacktop. When my son caught up he asked me why I did that, as he thought it unsafe. +1:boy-1: the old man Link to post Share on other sites
Tweedy's Gurl Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 you wish actually, i don't. it's a pretty shitty life to be on the road like that. didn't penny lane try to commit suicide? Link to post Share on other sites
bobbob1313 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Women don't pee in stalls next to each other. It's some kind of unwritten law or something. When there are 3 urinals next to each other with no wall between them, I think it is customary to not use the middle one unless absolutely necesary. It pisses me off when someone uses the middle one. It's rude. Link to post Share on other sites
aricandover Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 actually, i don't. it's a pretty shitty life to be on the road like that. didn't penny lane try to commit suicide? Link to post Share on other sites
Tweedy's Gurl Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 uh.... Link to post Share on other sites
bjorn_skurj Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 When my nephew and I were at Coney Island, I took him into the bathroom there, which had metal urinals. He did his thing, then on the way out, he asked, "Uncle Dan, why do they in New York pee in cans?" Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Tatlock Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 From my friend's blog. Funny, funny shit. Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 I had 32 needles stuck in me last night! Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 I had 32 needles stuck in me last night!How are you feeling this morning? Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Tatlock Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 I had 32 needles stuck in me last night!Alien abduction fantasist? Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Since trying Michael Menkin's Helmet, I have not been bothered by alien mind control. Now my thoughts are my own. I have achieved meaningful work and am contributing to society. My life is better than ever before. Thank you Michael for the work you are doing to save all humanity."- Jon Locke The thought screen helmet blocks telepathic communication between aliens and humans. Aliens cannot immobilize people wearing thought screens nor can they control their minds or communicate with them using their telepathy. When aliens can't communicate or control humans, they do not take them. The thought screen helmet has effectively stopped several types of aliens from abducting or controlling humans. Only two failures from standard thought screen helmets have been reported since 1998. A third failure in 2005 was from a cloth helmet with a smaller square area of Velostat and a Velcro strap which was easily removed by an alien hybrid. Adults and children all over America, all over Australia, in Canada, the United Kingdom, and in the Republic of South Africa are wearing thought screen helmets to stop alien abductions. Many former abudctees have been wearing thought screen helmets successfully since 1999. Other shielding material was tried in previous models with less success. Only thought screen helmets using Velostat are effective. Large leather aviator hats lined with Velostat with secure straps are recommended for making effective helmets. You can make a thought screen helmet for $35 if you purchase Velostat by the yard. For photos of other types of thought screens go to Aliens and Children, the sister site, in the links section. Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Tatlock Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 I've tried to get by with my Dad's old souwester for the past few years. This could be just what I need to keep the buggers at bay Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 I have found a nice fez, tie and jacket to be an effective deterrent. Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Tatlock Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 You're happy to leave the crown jewels open to manipulation though?I always take precautions Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Once the metal thread on the fez has thwarted their insidious mind control, the tie and jacket give the aliens pause as to my breeding ability for hybrid alien babies. I have narrowly escaped many times using this simple tactic. You're happy to leave the crown jewels open to manipulation though?I always take precautions Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Tatlock Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 "Yay hybrid alien babies!" Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Laminated Kat Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 word.Not long now............................................................. I had 32 needles stuck in me last night!Thank you for all of your sweet notes, Jess. Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 I bet Wilson Pickett got trucks full of tail in his day. Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 This is news, apparently. Link to post Share on other sites
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