Spawn's dad Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 spawn: spawn: spawn: spawn: gershon: What?spawn: she said penisspawn: spawn: gershon: jesus christ Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 penis is a funny word. so is scrotum. not to mention taint. Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 penis is a funny word. so is scrotum. not to mention taint. How cruel could children be?... well.... We called this kid in 5th grade "Russell P. Scrotum" We had no clue what scrotum meant, but damn if it wasn't funny Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 I'm seeking investors for an all-infant film production remake of GoodFellas, to be titled BabyFellas. Scenes include Tiki Lounge gangster introduction shot, ending with "And then there was Baby Two-Times who got that name because he said everything twice like: 'POOPY POOPY.'"Takers? Link to post Share on other sites
Dude Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 I'm seeking investors for an all-infant film production remake of GoodFellas, to be titled BabyFellas. Scenes include Tiki Lounge gangster introduction shot, ending with "And then there was Baby Two-Times who got that name because he said everything twice like: 'POOPY POOPY.'"Takers?There was a real movie called Bugsy Malone that had kids as gangsters. Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 There was a real movie called Bugsy Malone that had kids as gangsters. But not infants!!!!! $$$ Link to post Share on other sites
Analogman Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 There was a real movie called Bugsy Malone that had kids as gangsters. SCOTT BAIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 Jodie Foster! (I think?) Some name director made Bugsy Malone. Coppola maybe? Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 Jodie Foster! (I think?) Some name director made Bugsy Malone. Coppola maybe?There's this thing they have now where you can look up stuff ... called the "internet." (It was directed by Alan Parker, who, among other things, directed The Wall. How's that for a weird r Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 There's this thing they have now where you can look up stuff ... called the "internet." You know what's weird, is no longer getting that helpless feeling when I would recognize an actor in something I was watching something, and couldn't think of where I knew them from. Now, there's no frustration, just a mental note to IMBD the character, find the actor, a shazam, whattaya know, that lady was the waitress in Natural Born Killers. Link to post Share on other sites
Gobias Industries Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 penis is a funny word. so is scrotum. not to mention taint. "moist" Link to post Share on other sites
Analogman Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 Settle down, Francis Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 You know what's weird, is no longer getting that helpless feeling when I would recognize an actor in something I was watching something, and couldn't think of where I knew them from. Now, there's no frustration, just a mental note to IMBD the character, find the actor, a shazam, whattaya know, that lady was the waitress in Natural Born Killers.Indeed. I sleep better at night these days because I'm not trying to think of where I saw that actor before, or something similar. Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 Indeed. I sleep better at night these days because I'm not trying to think of where I saw that actor before, or something similar.Here's to Modern Times!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Spawn's dad Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 Modern Kicks by the exploding hearts is all kinds of awesome. Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 "moist" I hate that word. It's like nails on the chalkboard to me. Ick Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 I've never enjoyed that word either, except when it refers to brownies/cakes. Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 I'm seeking investors for an all-infant film production remake of GoodFellas, to be titled BabyFellas. Scenes include Tiki Lounge gangster introduction shot, ending with "And then there was Baby Two-Times who got that name because he said everything twice like: 'POOPY POOPY.'"Takers? I'm gonna go get the poopy, get the poopy. Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 Infants don't talk like that, man! JESUS!@! Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 "moist" My ex-girlfriend's little sister's first lesbian lover hated that word as well. Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 My ex-girlfriend's little sister's first lesbian lover hated that word as well.Suddenly I don't mind it as much. Link to post Share on other sites
Dude Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 I've never enjoyed that word either, except when it refers to brownies/cakes.Whatever strange euphemisms you have for women's private parts I suggest you keep to yourself. Link to post Share on other sites
gogo Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 But not infants!!!!! $$$Getting closer? Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 Infants don't talk like that, man! JESUS!@! You mean he's not going to be voiced by John Travolta? I will not see your movie. Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 Whatever strange euphemisms you have for women's private parts I suggest you keep to yourself.I don't believe you. You mean he's not going to be voiced by John Travolta? I will not see your movie.Will you invest in it, at least? Link to post Share on other sites
Recommended Posts