bobbob1313 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 I just got back from the gym. I'm eating a sammich. Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Prove it. fine, bluff called... Link to post Share on other sites
Guest carlos Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 omc the trickery! Link to post Share on other sites
deepseacatfish Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 "Everything I do is blown out of proportion," said [Paris] Hilton, not known for shying away from publicity. "It really hurts my feelings." Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 well, to be fair, I did graduate with an English major, but I have no authoritae here at work to consult as to the proper pronunciation of "ction." I was actually poking fun (or trying to) of the fact that there seem to be very few hard and fast rules of English grammar and/or pronunciation anymore, as they have become viewed as racist, or sexist, or some kind of "ist." Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 "Everything I do is blown out of proportion," said [Paris] Hilton, not known for shying away from publicity. "It really hurts my feelings." Life has been so unfair to poor ms. hilton and her privates. Link to post Share on other sites
fickerson Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 If you're talking about Iowa City, don't let that hold you back. I love that town. Yeah, it's a bit out of the way, but it's a good place. Not too far from Chicago when you need an escape ... and Gabe's Oasis brings in some pretty good bands. gabe's is closed now. Link to post Share on other sites
Duck-Billed Catechist Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 So I walk into our apartment to pick up a passage and the leasing agent was on the phone. LA: (in hushed tones) I've got to go, there's a guest here....LA: Hormel...LA: Hormel...LA: Hormel Chili Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 LA: Hormel Chili yeah that does sound good Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 So I walk into our apartment to pick up a passage and the leasing agent was on the phone. LA: (in hushed tones) I've got to go, there's a guest here....LA: Hormel...LA: Hormel...LA: Hormel Chili what was the leasing agent doing in your apartment? Link to post Share on other sites
jenbobblehead Posted September 7, 2006 Author Share Posted September 7, 2006 and why would he need passage into his own apartment? do you have to pay a toll? Link to post Share on other sites
Duck-Billed Catechist Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Our apartment office, I meant to say. Let's focus on the lady whispering Hormel to the person on the telephone, please. Link to post Share on other sites
Elixir Sue Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 My brother has had Chows for 20 years,and swears by 'em....beautiful dogs...they can occaisionally be tempermental,thoMy uncle was killed by a chow (his dog, in fact). Also, there's a band called Ssion, which makes more sense than 'ction.' Sorry, ction. Link to post Share on other sites
jenbobblehead Posted September 7, 2006 Author Share Posted September 7, 2006 c-ton. Link to post Share on other sites
fickerson Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 i am so bored i can't stand it. Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Our apartment office, I meant to say. Let's focus on the lady whispering Hormel to the person on the telephone, please. Flatulent tenancy? Link to post Share on other sites
deepseacatfish Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 gabe's is closed now. Actually, it's reopened as the Picador...I think with the same people running it, basically they just renovated from what I hear though I haven't been back yet. Link to post Share on other sites
fickerson Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Actually, it's reopened as the Picador...I think with the same people running it, basically they just renovated from what I hear though I haven't been back yet. the whole charm of gabe's is that it was a shit hole. renovation shmenovation. Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 My uncle was killed by a chow (his dog, in fact). Also, there's a band called Ssion, which makes more sense than 'ction.' Sorry, ction. "We're on a miction from God." i am so bored i can't stand it. Hi, ficky. Link to post Share on other sites
fickerson Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Hi, ficky. hi, caliber. what's shakin'? Link to post Share on other sites
jenbobblehead Posted September 7, 2006 Author Share Posted September 7, 2006 "triple meat fundito." Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Kinsley Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 This is blowing my mind... and stuff. Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 man, that idiot white trash neighboar dad has parked both vans in front of our house for tomorrow's street cleaning. what kind of maniac is that obsessed with parking? am I supposed to be insulted? Link to post Share on other sites
fickerson Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 i don't get it. Link to post Share on other sites
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