ction Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 I lost the keys to my main VC vehicle, so sean was nice enough to loan me his police cruiser. I see the drunk is back. got any new party stories for us? Jumping on the multiple alias bandwagon, huh? Why do you hate "gershon" so much? Link to post Share on other sites
j4lackey Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Is he english or asian?He's a very pale Kentuckian. Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 had one in the backyard at 6:30 AM last week, fortunately I had not let the dog out yet! Much whiter than I had expected, with the black mainly on the sides. PEPE LE BLANC!!! Yeah, ours are whiter than I would have expected. More "white with black" than "black with white." I usually only see one at a time, though occasionally there have been two (and they sometimes fight). Jesus. So much racism, so early in the morning. I guess intolerance doesn't need much sleep. Link to post Share on other sites
viatroy Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 black, white, whatever. Skunks nesting under the addition -- not cute. Link to post Share on other sites
jenbobblehead Posted September 5, 2006 Author Share Posted September 5, 2006 skunks with more white than black mean a very long and extra snowy winter. Skunks with more black than white means something entirely different. Link to post Share on other sites
plasticeyeball Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 we keep 2 gallons of tomato juice in stock for this time of year because our old dog got sprayed many times and actually killed a skunk in the yard one year. we figure it's inevitable that the new dog will get sprayed but she made it through last year un-stinked. it always seemed to happen at about midnight on a sunday night, just when your about to go to bed. Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 anyone have to deal with street parking here? if so, this is what I just had to reconcile with.the Spuckler dad (wt neighbors) had his kid on our side of the street, standing in a parking space so no one else could park there. this is because there are street cleaning rules and his side of the street is being cleaned. in the meantime, I've been doing laundry and was driving up to park there. I told the guy he can't have his kid stand there and block the space. he had at least 30 minutes to take the space while I was gone and he didn't. this guy has 2 vans; a soccer mom van and a 70's style van that they obviously use for storage. so anywho, he starts yelling, the kid moves out of the way and he says "RALPH!WHYDIDYOUMOVEOUTOFTHEWAY???" this guy yells at his kids all of the time, loud enough for everyone to here. was I wrong in claiming my right to the space since my car was there first? what fucking bullshit to deal with on my day off Link to post Share on other sites
viatroy Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 along the same lines, the evil college students are back sucking up all the street parking. bastards. Link to post Share on other sites
jenbobblehead Posted September 5, 2006 Author Share Posted September 5, 2006 what's more depressing: The fact that the "cool" newspaper has a huge, full page ad for the King Richard's Faire or that the coupon for some amount off admission was torn out of it? And Jess, the kid can't claim a parking space by standing in it. In the meantime, make friends with poor Ralph. Kids with fathers like that need cool neighbors. And tonite, slide skunks under their porch. Black ones with very little white because you know what THAT means. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ScottHoward Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Along the same lines, I got the Denver boot last week. In Chicago. Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 skunks with more white than black mean a very long and extra snowy winter. Skunks with more black than white means something entirely different."There goes the neighborhood" Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 And Jess, the kid can't claim a parking space by standing in it. In the meantime, make friends with poor Ralph. Kids with fathers like that need cool neighbors. And tonite, slide skunks under their porch. Black ones with very little white because you know what THAT means. I wish I could make friends. I didn't direct any 'mouth' towards the kid. his dad was standing right there and having a kaniption (sp?) fit. yelling at me and his boy. I was actually kind of proud that I pissed the dude off because he is a greasey old bully of a man. I swear, he is going to stroke out with all the fits he has. Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Genevieve Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 I just quit my apprenticeship, thank fucking god. I have to say that my now-former preceptor is the biggest passive-aggressive bitch I have ever met in my life. I feel like I want to take a bath just to wash off her bullshit. Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 You guys and your crazy stories! Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 I just quit my apprenticeship, thank fucking god. I have to say that my now-former preceptor is the biggest passive-aggressive bitch I have ever met in my life. I feel like I want to take a bath just to wash off her bullshit.I see we're still talking about skunks. Link to post Share on other sites
deepseacatfish Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Good morning skunkophiles. Link to post Share on other sites
viatroy Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 I just quit my apprenticeship, thank fucking god. I have to say that my now-former preceptor is the biggest passive-aggressive bitch I have ever met in my life. I feel like I want to take a bath just to wash off her bullshit. does that mean you're leaving TX? Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 All I know, is that Pepe LePew got a lot of pussy. Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 All I know, is that Pepe LePew got a lot of pussy. Did you get that comma for your birthday (and just couldn't wait to show it off) or what? Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Genevieve Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 does that mean you're leaving TX? I can't leave, I've got a ticket to see Wilco in San Antonio! Nah, I'm probably going to stick around till the winter. I'm not really up for moving again. Maybe I'll volunteer for the Kinky Friedman campaign. Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Did you get that comma for your birthday (and just couldn't wait to show it off) or what? Nice one, caliber. Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Did you get that comma for your birthday (and just couldn't wait to show it off) or what? Go, eat, a, few, hundered, zingers, and, leave, me, alone, Wilford, Brimley, Junior. Link to post Share on other sites
deepseacatfish Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Nice one, caliber. Ction only wishes he's as cool as caliber Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 "duh" Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Wilford Brimley is still locked in that shed in the Antarctic wishing he was eating oatmeal with Chad Allen. Link to post Share on other sites
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