Guest ScottHoward Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 what about... ?Approved. Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 sweet. hey, i'm splittin' for the day. if i come in tomorrow and i've been banned, you can email me here: #1ericclaptonfan4life@iremeberdboon.org Link to post Share on other sites
Gobias Industries Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 ugh. federalism is such a bitch. mostly because i have a debate on it tomorrow. and i hurt in the legs from running. Link to post Share on other sites
ms. yvon Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 You gotta go old school. Or, put in the Princess Bride DVD and take a screenshot of the bag behind Fred Savage's head. THAT'S what i had in mind. that packaging was much better. Link to post Share on other sites
ms. yvon Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 first off: -i just read the last 4 pgs of the RTTTT in succession and laughed loud many times.-i did have to scroll quickly past the walking booty shot. (could've used a work-safe warning, there) thanks for bringing the funny today. I LOVE YOU GUYS! you gonna eat that? Link to post Share on other sites
rwrkb Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 Wow, your life sucks. I really feel for you. Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 since my husband does most, if not all of the cooking, and does it better than me anyway, when I'm home alone it's like I've totally forgotten how to make a decent dinner for myself. Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 I don't understand....I don't do meth...I swear!! baby, I'm just yankin' yer chain. Link to post Share on other sites
fickerson Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 dinner is being made for me tonight, if i can find a way to get out of my kickball game. Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 I should have gone bike riding when I got home from work. instead, I had a beer and now I have a slight headache. Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 "In a future age" from 2006.07.02 is so well done... Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Woman pleads guilty in fake penis case September 15, 2006 MCKEESPORT, Pa. --A woman pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct in connection with a bizarre incident in February that resulted in a fake penis being microwaved at a convenience store.Leslye Creighton, 41, of Wilkinsburg, entered the plea Wednesday, and authorities dropped the same charge against Vincent Bostic, 31, of Pittsburgh, who has agreed to help pay $425 to replace the store's microwave, police and the couple's defense attorney said. Police in McKeesport, about 10 miles east of Pittsburgh, said the Feb. 23 incident began when Bostic filled a fake penis with his urine that they said Creighton planned to use to pass a drug test to get a job. The two stopped at a GetGo! convenience store and, after wrapping the device in a paper towel, asked a store clerk to heat it up in a microwave, police said. Authorities said they believe Creighton wanted the device heated so the urine inside would be at body temperature during the drug test. The clerk, however, believing the lifelike device to be a severed penis, called police. Defense attorney William Difenderfer said Creighton faces a maximum punishment of $300 and 90 days in jail when she is sentenced Nov. 15 by McKeesport District Judge Doug Reed. Difenderfer called it "a humorous, but weird, case." Link to post Share on other sites
Beltmann Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Apparently, I am now old. Yesterday I made an allusion to Back to the Future, and none of the high schoolers caught it. Even worse, after I explained, it became evident that none of them had even heard of the movie. I can't imagine life without Marty McFly being a central point of reference. Link to post Share on other sites
watch me fall Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 "In a future age" from 2006.07.02 is so well done... I was there. I just found myself bawling after watching Scrubs. Damn that show. I thought it was supposed to be funny. Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Once I found a fake penis in the parking lot of the hotel I contract to.Not a dildo. A cast penis. With pubes. Dentist convention that weekend. True story. Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 I was there. I'm more than filled with envy. Cheers back at you. Now listening to and playing (geetar) "no depression" (the bonus track from sin city) Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Once I found a fake penis in the parking lot of the hotel I contract to.Not a dildo. A cast penis. With pubes. Dentist convention that weekend. True story. I was there Link to post Share on other sites
rwrkb Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Apparently, I am now old. Yesterday I made an allusion to Back to the Future, and none of the high schoolers caught it. Even worse, after I explained, it became evident that none of them had even heard of the movie. I can't imagine life without Marty McFly being a central point of reference. wow. Link to post Share on other sites
Analogman Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Apparently, I am now old. Yesterday I made an allusion to Back to the Future, and none of the high schoolers caught it. Even worse, after I explained, it became evident that none of them had even heard of the movie. I can't imagine life without Marty McFly being a central point of reference. I never cared for that stuff back then or now. I think the only Michael J. Fox movie I can handle is the one where he sees the ghosts or maybe Light of Day. Link to post Share on other sites
OOO Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 wow. All the college people I know can probably quote most of the Back to the Future movie. But then again, Im on the chess team. Link to post Share on other sites
rwrkb Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 the freshmen i t.a. are idiots. they are blowing off an event they are required to attend. the funny part is the prof. i work with is the most hardcore prof. i've had in terms of grading, and i've already warned them all about that. i hope they are ready to end up back on their parents' couches. Link to post Share on other sites
j4lackey Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Good night, all you funny people! Attention: Not Work Safe!!! what about... ? EDIT: Whoops. NOT SAFE FOR WORK. Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 I never cared for that stuff back then or now. I think the only Michael J. Fox movie I can handle is the one where he sees the ghosts or maybe Light of Day. What, no love for The Secret of My Success? Billie Jean is in it. Link to post Share on other sites
Gobias Industries Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Caribou Coffee is my nom for best dinner ever. And that's without the food. Link to post Share on other sites
plasticeyeball Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 But then again, Im on the meth team. you should get some help. just passing by.......... Link to post Share on other sites
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