Will you listen to the leaked Sky Blue Sky?

[cryptique]

Anger

 

It kills kittens

I thought it was masturbation that kills kittens.

 

 

 

I'm so confused.

[brianjeremy]

i thought it was masturbation too?

 

ah, so it is...

 

Anyways, when I post in the wilco forum, I do it to get a rise out of the tweedy-zombies. 'Tis fun and I get immediate gratification everytime. Just having a little fun with the fanboys and girls who take it all too serious.

[cash]

Am I wrong in waiting for the albums release date?

 

Are you right in downloading the leaked version?

 

[WilcoFan]

I thought it was masturbation that kills kittens.

I'm so confused.

 

 

Fear leads to hate. Hate leads to masturbation. Masturbation leads to dead cats.

[tongue-tied]

that's the creepiest photo of a muppet i've ever seen

[Gobias Industries]

i thought he was a sentient being.

 

oft have i been decieved, though

[dark heat]

I was trying to talk myself into waiting for the release until I heard the songs that leaked today. Sorry, I just can't contain myself. I'm way too excited to try and wait.

 

Plus, all the internet buzz is going to be happening when it leaks, not in May. By then, I mean people will still be talking about it, but not in the kind of mad frenzy that will surely occur when it leaks. I like that sort of thing.

[welch79]

i am sitting here reading these things that brianjeremy is saying and getting a little miffed.

 

but then i read all these comments about creepy muppets and kitties and masturbation, and then i remember why i read and post to this board.

 

now i've just given more justification to brianjeremy in admitting my miffed-ness, which, in turn, reminds him why he reads and posts to this board.

 

so, my question is: are kitties somehow killed in this weird circle of justification?

[Sir Stewart]

that's the creepiest photo of a muppet i've ever seen

I was going to say that is the most unflattering photo of Mr. Yoda I've ever seen.

[brianjeremy]

so, my question is: are kitties somehow killed in this weird circle of justification?

 

better question: Does the baby jesus also, at some point, resurrect the kittens in some after-life of rolling cat-nip fields of awesome-ness? Would that be cool or what?

[Calexico]

I personally taught Jeff all he knows about bit torrent solely so he could up it himself.

 

 

Well you might wanna go back and school him some more....tell him to hurry up.

[Calexico]

better question: Does the baby jesus also, at some point, resurrect the kittens in some after-life of rolling cat-nip fields of awesome-ness? Would that be cool or what?

 

 

And then used them as targets for his celestial bow and arrow.

[Gobias Industries]

And then used them as targets for his celestial bow and arrow.

 

Have bows and arrows usurped the role of the traditional lightning bolt?

[Calexico]

Have bows and arrows usurped the role of the traditional lightning bolt?

 

 

On certain Sundays yes. Plus the fact that lightning is so fiddly to work with. Hard on the hands.

[Gobias Industries]

On certain Sundays yes. Plus the fact that lightning is so fiddly to work with. Hard on the hands.

 

I guess, but I always thought he had lightning-proof gloves. Did he lose his pair?

[bobbob1313]

I'm definetly not going to buy this but thanks for the links!!!

[Calexico]

I guess, but I always thought he had lightning-proof gloves. Did he lose his pair?

 

 

He is a man you know. That means never using the protective clothing, reading the manual or putting down the toilet seat.

[Gobias Industries]

He is a man you know. That means never using the protective clothing, reading the manual or putting down the toilet seat.

 

Oh, right. Must have forgotten to consult the Man Manual. Which is a can of beer.

[jhh4321]

After replying no to this poll I already listened to it.

[Spawn's dad]

I just don't get that mentality.

 

Why would anyone care about when anyone else chooses to listen?

 

 

because life is incomplete without social stratification in all things christ, beltmann