owl Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 I guess my favorite, if not the one that I repeat the most, is the toast from Jaws, Here's to swimmin' with bowelegged women. Whatchu got? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Now go home and get your fucking shine box Quote Link to post Share on other sites
OOO Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Mr. Rusk, you're not wearing your tie. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MattZ Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 PUT...THAT COFFEE...DOWN! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
austrya Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Edie Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti Quote Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Fuck you, too. Don't call me "lady". I come in here, I give these things to you, you check, you make your phone calls, look suspicious, ask questions. I'm sick. I have sickness all around me and you fucking ask me about my life? "What's wrong?" Have you seen death in your bed? In your house? Where's your fucking decency? And then I'm asked fucking questions. What's... wrong? You suck my dick. That's what's wrong. And you, you fucking call me "lady"? Shame on you. Shame on you. Shame on both of you. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 "Tanqueray and Tab. And keep 'em comin', Sweets, I've gotta long drive." "Remember, George: no man is a failure who has friends." "Well, baby, look around. It's a, it's a cage with golden bars. " Quote Link to post Share on other sites
quarter23cd Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 I guess my favorite, if not the one that I repeat the most, is the toast from Jaws,Whatchu got? Nice. In keeping with the Jaws theme, I can recite Quint's whole USS Indianapolis monologue by heart. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tongue-tied lightning Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 What we got here is... failure to communicate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 "I think you just became my personal hero." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tongue-tied lightning Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
owl Posted April 27, 2007 Author Share Posted April 27, 2007 Nice. In keeping with the Jaws theme, I can recite Quint's whole USS Indianapolis monologue by heart. A friend of mine can do that too, heh. We have a video of him doing it, and it is hi-larious. He even has that Quint glint in his eyes. That's the thing about a shark... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 I've seen video of my wife's husband and his brother reciting Quint's nail-on-blackboard speech in unison. That part's almost as good as the Indianapolis scene. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
owl Posted April 27, 2007 Author Share Posted April 27, 2007 :lol That's fucking awesome. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
viatroy Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 They embody the dementia of a nihilistic generation. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Yeah, I'm quite partial to Quint's Indianapolis monologue. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dreamin' Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Not really a quote, but one of my favourite dialogues: Allan: That's quite a lovely Jackson Pollack, isn't it? Museum Girl: Yes, it is. Allan: What does it say to you? Museum Girl: It restates the negativeness of the universe. The hideous lonely emptiness of existence. Nothingness. The predicament of Man forced to live in a barren, Godless eternity like a tiny flame flickering in an immense void with nothing but waste, horror and degradation, forming a useless bleak straitjacket in a black absurd cosmos. Allan: What are you doing Saturday night? Museum Girl: Committing suicide. Allan: What about Friday night? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 "Were you in the shit?""Yeah I was in the shit." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dreamin' Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Okay, here's my #1 quote (Russel, the aspiring serial killer in Roadkill) "Well, I've never really killed anyone before, but that's what I'm shooting for. That's my ambition. I know it's a hard profession, and it's a competive field and getting tougher every year. You have to kill about twenty people now before you're taken seriously. But let's face it, what other options do I have? There's not a lot of opportunities up here for social mobility. I mean, you can either become a hockey player or take up a life of crime, and I had weak ankles, so there ya go." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bjorn_skurj Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Kilgore: How're you feeling, Jimmy?Door Gunner: Like a mean motherfucker, sir! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 "Flash, I love you! But we only have fourteen hours to save the earth!" Best. Movie Quote. Ever. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bjorn_skurj Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 [the boat has arrived at the Do Lung bridge, which is a combat zone]Chef: Lance, hey Lance. What do you think?Lance: It's beautiful.Chef: What's the matter with you? You're acting kinda weird.Lance: Hey, you know that last tab of acid I was saving? I dropped it.Chef: You dropped acid?... Far out. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IATTBYB Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!Seconded, followed closely by: Dean Vernon Wormer: Mr. Kroger: two C's, two D's and an F. That's a 1.2 grade average. Congratulations, Kroger. You're at the top of the Delta pledge class. Mr. Dorfman? Flounder: Hello! Dean Vernon Wormer: Zero point two... Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Mr. Hoover, president of Delta house? One point six; four C's and an F. A fine example you set! Daniel Simpson Day... HAS no grade point average. All courses incomplete. Mr. Blu - MR. BLUTARSKY... ZERO POINT ZERO. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
awatt Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 The whole monologue at the end, but these lines especially: You know, if it turns out that thereis a God, I don't think that he's evil. I think the worst you can say about himis that basically he's an underachiever..... Regarding love...You know, what can you say? It's not the quantityof your sexual relations that count. It's the quality. On the other hand, if the quantitydrops below once every eight months, I would definitely look into it. Well, that's about it for me, folks. Goodbye. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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