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Fuck you, too. Don't call me "lady". I come in here, I give these things to you, you check, you make your phone calls, look suspicious, ask questions. I'm sick. I have sickness all around me and you fucking ask me about my life? "What's wrong?" Have you seen death in your bed? In your house? Where's your fucking decency? And then I'm asked fucking questions. What's... wrong? You suck my dick. That's what's wrong. And you, you fucking call me "lady"? Shame on you. Shame on you. Shame on both of you.

That is a very good scene. Awesome cast in that movie.

 

My quote:

"I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that."

 

As well any number of bits from Pulp Fiction.

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A friend of mine can do that too, heh. We have a video of him doing it, and it is hi-larious. He even has that Quint glint in his eyes.

 

That's the thing about a shark...

 

I wrote a song about the Indianapolis after watching that scene about a million times. Classic. (The scene, not the song).

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Harry Callahan: "Listen, punk. To me you're nothin' but dogshit, you understand? And a lot of things can happen to dogshit. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground. It can dry up and blow away in the wind. Or it can be stepped on and squashed. So take my advice and be careful where the dog shits ya!"

 

Josey Wales: "You a bounty hunter?"

Bounty Hunter: "A man's got to do something for a living these days."

Josey Wales: "Dying ain't much of a living, boy."

 

Harry Callahan: "When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hardon, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross."

 

Lt. Dobbs: Are you finished with the questioning, Callahan?

Harry Callahan: Hypothetical situation, huh? All right, I'm standing on the street corner, and Mrs. Grey there comes up and propositions me. She says if I come home with her, for $5 she'll put on an exhibition with a Shetland pony...

Mrs. Grey: If this is your idea of humor, Inspector...

Lt. Dobbs: All right, what are you trying to do here, Callahan?

Harry Callahan: I'm just trying to find out if anybody in this room knows what the hell law is being broken ... besides cruelty to animals.

 

Harry Callahan: "I know what you're thinkin', 'Did he fire 6 shots or only 5?'

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But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off...

 

My lady friend got annoyed very quickly after I said that too many times.

 

That, and this one:

 

When I wake up' date=' if the money is on the table, I'll know I have a partner. If it isn't, I'll know I don't.[/quote']
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the one i quote the most -- "wait, this is important - this means something"

 

It took me a minute, but...UHF, right? Great flippin' movie. "Badgers?!? We don't need no stinking badgers!!"

 

 

My favorite quotes from my favorite movie:

"This is not Nam; this is bowling: there are rules."

"Eight year olds, Dude."

 

It's a tie.

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One dog is looking one way the other dog is looking the other way. The guy in the middle is like Hey what do ya want from me?

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that whole scene is one of my favorites in movie history.

 

 

Tommy: "Well, the poor thing, it got-- I hit him and this, uh-- We hit the deer and his paw-- What do you call that?"

Tommy's Mother: "The paw?"

Tommy: "The paw, the..."

Tommy's Mother: "The foot."

Jimmy: "The hoof."

Tommy: "Yeah, the hoof got caught in the grill and I gotta, I gotta hack it off."

Tommy's Mother: "Ooh."

Tommy: "Ah, Ma, it's a sin, I can't leave it there, you know."

 

:lol

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It took me a minute, but...UHF, right? Great flippin' movie. "Badgers?!? We don't need no stinking badgers!!"

My favorite quotes from my favorite movie:

"This is not Nam; this is bowling: there are rules."

"Eight year olds, Dude."

 

It's a tie.

 

 

 

donnie, you're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie...

 

that movie just totally rules. i named my dog "the dude" after mr. lebowski.

 

and yeah, UHF is totally sweet. i LOVED emo philips as the shop teacher.

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"Oh, shit. That goddamn trailer is more popular than uncle's day in a whorehouse.

You see what I mean? It just means more shit I gotta do now. Damn it! Everything's exactly like she left it.

Haven't touched a goddamn thing! God!"

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"Oh, shit. That goddamn trailer is more popular than uncle's day in a whorehouse.

You see what I mean? It just means more shit I gotta do now. Damn it! Everything's exactly like she left it.

Haven't touched a goddamn thing! God!"

 

"I'm as blank as a fart..."

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So! Your name is bwian!

Twrow him to the floor.

 

HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!

:lol I thought he was being oppressed.

 

 

Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?

Fuck off! We're the People's Front of Judea!

 

 

I'll take three of the flat ones, and a packet of gravel.

 

 

Making it worse? How can it be worse? Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!

 

 

Promised me the known world, he did... All the gold that I could eat...

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