cryptique Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 Best. Thread. Ever. Or at least in the last day or so. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HighFives Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 that usually happens to me too. I hate how wilco gatefolds don't touch and spread open automatically causing a great annoyance. I tried wrapping a braided belt around them and stuck em under my mattress after putting some oil on them and that didn't even work. I hate Wilco so much. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 I ate mine Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HighFives Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 that usually happens to me too. I hate how wilco gatefolds don't touch and spread open automatically causing a great annoyance. I tried wrapping a braided belt around them and stuck em under my mattress after putting some oil on them and that didn't even work. I hate Wilco so much. that was just the gate folds too. I melted the vinyl into a window seal. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Drazil Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 I now have my copy of SBS on the iron maiden in my cellar. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HighFives Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 I made black circular stickers that say "EAGLES SKY BLUE SKY" and I have been putting them over the stickers on all the wilco cds at my local record stores. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beltmann Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 Do NOT listen to Sky Blue Sky. It will give you dysentery and then monkeypox. It will make your armpit hair fall out. Blister beetles will invade your sweaty places. You'll scratch your ears bloody and wish you'd never been born. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ms. yvon Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 I now have my copy of SBS on the iron maiden in my cellar. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 I buried the SBS LP in the garden beside the crock of kim chee. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
foolnrain97 Posted May 20, 2007 Author Share Posted May 20, 2007 Do NOT listen to Sky Blue Sky. It will give you dysentery and then monkeypox. It will make your armpit hair fall out. Blister beetles will invade your sweaty places. You'll scratch your ears bloody and wish you'd never been born. This is probably true, but I wouldn't know. Mine's done burned up. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
froggie Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 > This is probably true, but I wouldn't know. Mine's done burned up. what was the texture of it after the pyrotechnics?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
foolnrain97 Posted May 20, 2007 Author Share Posted May 20, 2007 > This is probably true, but I wouldn't know. Mine's done burned up. what was the texture of it after the pyrotechnics?? I don't know, I didn't put it on my turntable to find out. I imagine any texture their "music" would have had would have been lost amongst the fused together grooves, bubbles and cracks in the recently heated vinyl. That, and I didn't want to foul up my system by playing anything more by Wilco. This whole packaging fiasco has made me consider throwing out every piece of Wilco merchandise I own. WHY CAN'T THE STUPID PLASTIC FACTORY MAKE THE PERFORATION DEEPER?!@#$1/145/1!?#425>?2315> Or did you mean the physical texture of melted vinyl? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
froggie Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 > Or did you mean the physical texture of melted vinyl yeah - i knew it'll be unplayable! let me guess - you became a led zep fan in 1997?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
augurus Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 Do NOT listen to Sky Blue Sky. It will give you dysentery and then monkeypox. It will make your armpit hair fall out. Blister beetles will invade your sweaty places. You'll scratch your ears bloody and wish you'd never been born.I would recommend your advice, but I wouldn't command my peers to do so. I would suggest sampling the album before casting judgement. And yes, I don't like Sky Blue Sky for its 60s/70s soft rock revival, which doesn't sound as refreshing as previous records. The packaging is great. I don't know what the hell you guys are talking about, but Wilco has already figured out how to get around the annoying stickers that bind normal CDs. Those stickers leave residual marks even if you're extremely careful, which is still annoying. Secondly, they're a pain to peel. Finally, most CD cases come with those barcode magnetic strips that adhere below the CD holder. Wilco has surpassed all of these nuissances in packaging. When will the rest learn? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Synthesizer Patel Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 I fed my Sky Blue Sky album after midnight, then left it out in the rain. Now my home town's in ruins. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Calexico Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 Do NOT listen to Sky Blue Sky. It will give you dysentery and then monkeypox. It will make your armpit hair fall out. Blister beetles will invade your sweaty places. You'll scratch your ears bloody and wish you'd never been born. Sounds like a night I spent with Hot and Heavy Lisa. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Calexico Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 I fed my Sky Blue Sky album after midnight, then left it out in the rain. Now my home town's in ruins. Can you send it to Limerick when you are done? C/O Dolores O'Riordan. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
OCP003 Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 Sounds like we have a bunch of impatient, frustrated, retards on the VC boards! I like it, it brings more life and spunk to this place! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Drazil Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 Thank you very much. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beltmann Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 Sounds like we have a bunch of impatient, frustrated, retards on the VC boards!I don't want to throw around a term like "retard," but sounds like someone missed the satirical intentions of most of the posts in this thread. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 Fancy talk for someone who wears a helmet when surfing the net, Mr. Beltmann. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Drazil Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 Your Mom Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HighFives Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 I only listen to wolf eyes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FixedBayonet Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 Now that my vinyl has just arrived this afternoon, I accidentally put it on the stove instead of my turntable. I now have a functional receptacle for the ashes of er, some American flags that I *ahem* accimadentally torched, and also my entire Wilco CD collection, which I sort of burned. It also makes a damn nice ashtray. Nah. I kid. I gave it to my dad. He LOVES the Eagles. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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