misslaura Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 Have an extra, need a date to Wilco show at Hammerstein - $1 (Greenwich Village) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: sale-345268728@craigslist.orgDate: 2007-06-05, 9:23AM EDT Below is my original post from a week ago. There seems to be some confusion so this is the new disclaimer. I have an extra ticket to the Wilco show at the Hammerstein and am totally serious about trying to find a date, though please take this entire ad with a mound of salt (especially the casual encounters bit). This is all about the music, though I am a newly single dude and am certainly up for meeting a cool lady. This post may belong in Casual Encounters, though there is nothing casual about Wilco. I have an extra ticket to the Hammerstein show. My former date will not be able to make the show. I am in search of a new one. Judging by the price that these tickets are going for (fairly unfortunate) and the fact that I have been waiting to see this band since I fell in love with them while living abroad in South America, I am reserving the right to be rather picky. Below are a few requirements Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 Why - did he turn down your application? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Scalzunfield Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 As a 23 y/o hetero male, the temptation to make fun of this guy is quite incredible. Maybe we as a group on VC should get together some hilarious answers and submit it to this guy just for a laugh. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JUDE Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 I give this guy mad props for this ad. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 [quote name='JUDE Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chendizzle Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 Haha whatever, all the power to him, you never know he could end up meeting someone nice. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
a.miller Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 Haha whatever, all the power to him, you never know he could end up meeting someone nice.I agree. It actually seems harmless enough. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KevinG Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 Who is to say he is not a member here at VC? Be nice. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ChooChooCharlie Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 I only kinda skimmed through this, but I think I'll probably go ahead and answer this kid. I've got a few years on him, and would prefer the Warsaw show, but Hammerstien will do and the tall blonde flight attendant thing seems to interest a lot of civilians so....He only wants someone to hang with at the show, no? No funny business right?? I'll reread what he's written to ensure his intentions are honorable and let ya know Edit: Hold on a darn second..What??? This kid thinks he's being "cute" like he's judging the Miss America pagent or something..That's not cool... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Calexico Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 It only could have been better had he given a required cup size and sex acts. Shit! Thanks, I'll edit the ad. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mastershake Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 lol - yes please make fun of him Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Synthesizer Patel Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 I've got a feeling he's not going to find a date, but good luck to him. I especially like the fact that he wants her to pay for dinner! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mastershake Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 and where are the pics? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 I've got a feeling he's not going to find a date, but good luck to him. I especially like the fact that he wants her to pay for dinner! But if she pays for dinner he has to do whatever she wants after the meal, right? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FixedBayonet Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 Personally, I hope he gets a root. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Synthesizer Patel Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 But if she pays for dinner he has to do whatever she wants after the meal, right? As long as she doesn't make eye to eye contact - unless initiated by him - and, quite obviously, only speaks when spoken to. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Calexico Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 As long as she doesn't make eye to eye contact - unless initiated by him - and, quite obviously, only speaks when spoken to. The good old days before women got uppity. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Embarcadero_Skies Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 Is he going to make some poor girl pee in a cup too... he sounds like fun. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FixedBayonet Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 Pee in a cup? That's a bit... specialised isn't it? Noramlly it costs a lot more than dinner and a Wilco ticket to get a lady to do THAT. Or maybe I'm just not meeting the right kinds of women... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
owl Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 Am I allowed to make fun of this dude?Sure, isn't "making fun" one of our inalienable rights? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FixedBayonet Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 And I DO mean 'noramlly'. Because I'm a large, hairy, tattoed man and I have urges. And not all of them are 'noraml'. Or normal for that matter. I had a Wilco ticket going spare in Sydney and do you think I could get one of our sistren to come along? Nuh uh. I had to take a fellow instead. As much as I hate making out with men, it was a good night in all. And I DO mean 'noramlly'. Because I'm a large, hairy, tattoed man and I have urges. And not all of them are 'noraml'. Or normal for that matter. I had a Wilco ticket going spare in Sydney and do you think I could get one of our sistren to come along? Nuh uh. I had to take a fellow instead. As much as I hate making out with men, it was a good night in all. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CommerceComet Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 The idea of finding a mate who is a Wilco fan is appealing. Maybe we need a singles board on VC. Name it "I Am Trying To Break Your Heart." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tongue-tied Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 "Always In Love" is down-tempo? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
froggie Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 > "Always In Love" is down-tempo? some of jeff's solo versions are - and that aint a bad thing! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
redstripe Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 for someone posting on craigslist he seems pretty particular. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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