bjorn_skurj Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 And that is sun worship. Akhenaton was right. Link to post Share on other sites
Whitty Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 Moon worship is obviously the one true way. "We do whatever we want, whenever we want, at all times." Link to post Share on other sites
W(TF) Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Navel worship is also highly underrrated. Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Genevieve Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 What about Pastafarianism? Have you abandoned the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Bjorn? He longs to touch you with his noodly appendage. Link to post Share on other sites
kidsmoke Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 I'm a frisbitarian. We believe that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof where no one can reach it. Link to post Share on other sites
Hippycat Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 What about Pastafarianism? Have you abandoned the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Bjorn? He longs to touch you with his noodly appendage. Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 And that is sun worship. Akhenaton was right. why do you hate the earth? Link to post Share on other sites
yermom Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 And so it has been said, and so it is. Ramen. Link to post Share on other sites
kidsmoke Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 And so it has been said, and so it is. Ramen. Link to post Share on other sites
bjorn_skurj Posted July 10, 2007 Author Share Posted July 10, 2007 that there is only one rational religion I'm not saying that other religions are wrong, it's just that if you want to pay homage to the thing that keeps us alive and warm, sun worship is the only way to go. Link to post Share on other sites
mountain bed Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 What about Pastafarianism?Jah Pastafari! Link to post Share on other sites
ikol Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 I'm not saying that other religions are wrong, it's just that if you want to pay homage to the thing that keeps us alive and warm, sun worship is the only way to go. But is any sort of worship rational? Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 I'm not saying that other religions are wrong, it's just that if you want to pay homage to the thing that keeps us alive and warm, sun worship is the only way to go. Why not worship that which keeps the sun alive? I speak, of course, of Steve Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 But is any sort of worship rational? I think bacon worship is. I mean, it's bacon. Link to post Share on other sites
anodyne Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Descartes views on religion were purely rational (and completely flawed). bill hicks said it well -- "Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here Link to post Share on other sites
bjorn_skurj Posted July 10, 2007 Author Share Posted July 10, 2007 Why not worship that which keeps the sun alive? I speak, of course, of SteveNuclear fusion!?! Shit, a reformation already!! Link to post Share on other sites
ikol Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 I think bacon worship is. I mean, it's bacon. I would say that worshiping something you're going to eat is sick, but as a Catholic... Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Genevieve Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 The sun is a mass of incandescent gasA gigantic nuclear furnaceWhere hydrogen's made into heliumat a temperature of millions of degrees.The sun is hotThe sun is nota place where we could liveBut here on earth we could not liveWithout the heat it gives! Link to post Share on other sites
quarter23cd Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 I'm not saying that other religions are wrong, it's just that if you want to pay homage to the thing that keeps us alive and warm, sun worship is the only way to go.Water is pretty important, too. Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 ...what a long, strange trip it's been... Link to post Share on other sites
uncle wilco Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 I'm not saying that other religions are wrong, it's just that if you want to pay homage to the thing that keeps us alive and warm, sun worship is the only way to go.so then is george hamilton your patron saint? Link to post Share on other sites
bjorn_skurj Posted July 10, 2007 Author Share Posted July 10, 2007 Heh. I was thinking more Jeff Spicoli. Link to post Share on other sites
bjorn_skurj Posted July 11, 2007 Author Share Posted July 11, 2007 Bah. I'm closing this. If Tori Spelling can become a minister, then religion has no meaning. Link to post Share on other sites
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