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1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

 

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

 

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

 

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

 

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

 

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

 

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum

 

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

 

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

 

5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs

 

15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and their own light bulbs

 

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

 

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

 

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

 

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

 

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

 

13 to say "do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

 

1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that George W. isn't the brightest bulb.

 

4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

 

1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread and

 

1 forum lurker to link to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again...

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:lol

 

There should be something in there about how all lightbulb changers are related to Nazis, or somesuch.

 

And it should be "URLs" -- no apostrophe! :shifty

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And it should be "URLs" -- no apostrophe! :shifty

 

I know, I thought about correcting the spelling and punctuation mistakes, but then I realized that since I've copied the post from another forum, I'd only be displaying the characteristics of the group he was mocking if I corrected it! :lol

 

And no one has told me this should be in the Random Thoughts Forum yet....I'm disappointed. That's the sole reason I posted it here!

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I'm waiting for Analogman to point us to an earlier light bulb thread we'd all forgotten about.

 

Damn, beat me to it.

 

Plus that list should include:

 

1 Analogman to point us to an earlier light bulb thread we'd all forgotten about.

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cloud 9 - george harrison

traveling wilburys volume 1

mississippi john hurt 1928 recordings

i cant stand still - don henley

blood on the tracks - bob dylan

 

You used to be one of the best posters around, but now I'm not even sure you are trying. The answer is obviously

 

1. AM

2. BT

3. ST

4. YHF

5. AGIB/SBS

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