cryptique Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Morbid, I know. But ... uh ... fun? clicky I'm only worth $5,000. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yermom Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 $4,090. I think I'll just hang on to it a while longer. I could use the money but I think if I take good care of it, I might get a few more miles out of it without the value depreciating too much. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mountain bed Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 $ 3,400. Depressing. > Maybe I'm patting myself on the back here, but I'd like to think that my cadaver would yield a treasure chest's worth of scientific information. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beltmann Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 $4055, which is $4000 more than that one night in college... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 $ 3,400. Depressing. >That's mine, as well. I did this a few weeks ago. Maybe it's gone up since then. But remember, isn't the better money paid for the more messed up cadaver? I mean, they're for research purposes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
El Picador Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 $3340 Can we get the money up front? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tapmyglass Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 4350 sounds good to me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
be my demon Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 $4265. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aeglos Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 $3640 ... bit steep really Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nobody Girl Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 $4,090. Ditto. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
viatroy Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Would I be worth more if I was an albino with elephantitis? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spawn's dad Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 $5275 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dixiecupdrinker Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Congratulations, your dead body is worth $6125! Not too bad. I guess that hernia surgery and the car/bike collision/mangled leg incident and being a fat ass finally pays off for someone. I didn't account for my kidneys because I didn't think of kidney disease as fitting in to the same category as elephantitis. dcd Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hippycat Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4515! Done and done! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 $3240. My guess is, that's after wringing me out to make roughly 20 cases of beer and then 40 cartons of cigarettes from my ashes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Congratulations, your dead body is worth $1,756,234! Wow. I guess my Lithuanian blood is finally paying off. Or will someday. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PigSooie Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 $3565 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IATTBYB Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 $3005. I don't know what concerns me more, the relative lack of value for my rotting corpse or the fact that my value is equal to JUDE©. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bjorn_skurj Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 $ 3,400. Depressing. > Maybe I'm patting myself on the back here, but I'd like to think that my cadaver would yield a treasure chest's worth of scientific information. Neil: What are you doing with my crucifix, Rick? Rick: Protesting! Neil: I don't wanna bring you down or anything, but I think that is a really negative way to try and kill yourself, I mean I tried it hundreds of times, there's no way you can hammer in the last nail. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Neil: What are you doing with my crucifix, Rick? Rick: Protesting! Neil: I don't wanna bring you down or anything, but I think that is a really negative way to try and kill yourself, I mean I tried it hundreds of times, there's no way you can hammer in the last nail. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4575! 1st good news i've heard all week Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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