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Since ELO broke up, Jeff Lynne is the touch of death to any album... at least artistically.

QFT. If he produced it, I probably don't want to listen to it. I hate that trademark Lynne sound.

 

Cloud Nine and Full Moon Fever are both great albums ... but in my opinion, they would have been far greater albums without Lynne's heavy hand.

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QFT. If he produced it, I probably don't want to listen to it. I hate that trademark Lynne sound.

 

Cloud Nine and Full Moon Fever are both great albums ... but in my opinion, they would have been far greater albums without Lynne's heavy hand.

 

And let's not forget his posthumous meddling with George Harrison's Brainwashed -- a thoroughly disgusting display of ego run amok. (From the reports I heard, George wanted the album to stand as it was -- little more than demos. He wanted the songs to stand on their own. But, according to Lynne: "The material was too good to let it be released like that; it deserved better production."

Wanker.

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And let's not forget his posthumous meddling with George Harrison's Brainwashed -- a thoroughly disgusting display of ego run amok. (From the reports I heard, George wanted the album to stand as it was -- little more than demos. He wanted the songs to stand on their own. But, according to Lynne: "The material was too good to let it be released like that; it deserved better production."

Wanker.

 

Shouldn't your ire be directed at Dhani and Olivia for allowing it?

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Shouldn't your ire be directed at Dhani and Olivia for allowing it?

 

I guess it's a circle jerk, then.

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I'm with you on the helicopter thing. One dude was goin' places, the other was already coasting on fumes at the time, and has only continued to do so since that night. If one of them had to go...

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You want musical blashphemy...I got your musical blasphemy.

 

 

"The Grateful Dead are really boring and owe their success to Hippy wannabees. Psychedelic music isn't really enjoyable if you aren't taking psychedelics."

 

The rest of the garbage you wrote is complete bullshit but this one is the tops. Youre a wannabe. Wannabe considered cool on the internet.

Define psychedelic music for me. Its quite obvious from your persona youve never done any. It might do you some good.

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i guess this is the cool internet position to take now. sourpuss

You want musical blashphemy...I got your musical blasphemy.

 

 

"The Grateful Dead are really boring and owe their success to Hippy wannabees. Psychedelic music isn't really enjoyable if you aren't taking psychedelics."

 

The rest of the garbage you wrote is complete bullshit but this one is the tops. Youre a wannabe. Wannabe considered cool on the internet.

Define psychedelic music for me. Its quite obvious from your persona youve never done any. It might do you some good.

Can we just ban this guy already? Jesus.

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i guess this is the cool internet position to take now. sourpuss

 

 

haha

 

yeah, that's me -- Mr. Pitchfork himself

 

i don't give a flying fuck what the "cool internet position" is or what that even means

 

all i know is after listening to the new record twice through i concluded it's a steaming pile of shit

 

hey maybe if you have such a thin skin, don't open up this thread

 

seriously, who cares if somebody else out on some anonymous music forum hates what you dig? just laugh about it, dude

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Can we just ban this guy already? Jesus.

 

Nah...we need the comic relief.

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all jambands are god awful. this includes my morning jacket.

 

Every iteration of MMJ I've ever heard sounds like music-sized sleeping pills on tranquilizers.

 

And, after listening to the back-catalogue in light of their recent lovers' spats, Aerosmith is actually pretty good, especially pre-1998. Obvious exceptions of course, but Rocks, Toys, Live! Bootleg, self-titled and Pump are pretty damned good.

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what the F did I do??

 

You call people names and attack them, which is why I think he called for your being banned. Personally, I think of you as that dude who loves to party a lot and probably fell on his head as an infant before his skull had a chance to close up, and so I would not like to see you banned.

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The Willburys were great IN SPITE OF, not because of Jeff Lynne.

It took the combined talents of Dylan, Petty, Harrison, and Orbison to make that album as good as it was.

 

Think about it, once Roy died, that second record was a flippin' mess... they just couldn't do anything to override the Heavy-Handed Lynne Touch of Death.

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You call people names and attack them, which is why I think he called for your being banned. Personally, I think of you as that dude who loves to party a lot and probably fell on his head as an infant before his skull had a chance to close up, and so I would not like to see you banned.

 

well in defense of IRDB, this thread basically is a breeding ground for flame wars. but i do agree that the Dead are woefully over-rated.

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speaking of my ray davies points above, here is some blasphemy that I don't believe in. Jeez, does anyone want my tickets for tonight's show?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbbSXkRhg8w&feature=player_embedded

 

edit: to weigh in on the IRDB debate, an argument could be made that Crow started the personal attacks by saying that the only people that like the Dead are wannabe hippies. I love the Crow Daddy, but he could have said that the Dead suck.

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speaking of my ray davies points above, here is some blasphemy that I don't believe in. Jeez, does anyone want my tickets for tonight's show?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbbSXkRhg8w&feature=player_embedded

 

edit: to weigh in on the IRDB debate, an argument could be made that Crow started the personal attacks by saying that the only people that like the Dead are wannabe hippies. I love the Crow Daddy, but he could have said that the Dead suck.

 

Good job...throw ME under the bus.

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