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I hate to be judgmental (yeah, right) but this is perhaps the most obnoxious thing ever posted on the internet. In my mind I picture cool buds Cameron, Conner, Amber, Speck, Diana and Jenny standing at a show fiddling non-stop with their cellphones while wearing "we're so clever/witty" smirks on their faces. And then Cameron later looking back and thinking: "This is so hilarious, I must share it with the world!"

Freakwater: A Txt message review

As you may know, I recently attended the She & Him concert at Variety Playhouse here in Atlanta. I hadn't been to the venue before and I liked it very much. I also liked She & Him very much. I won't bother writing about them again as my blog may actually explode from all the recent Zooey goodness.

 

I will, however, write about their opening act, Freakwater. Well... maybe not write about as much as post the text message dialogue I was a part of during their set. It was Conner, Amber, Speck, Diana, Jenny and I sitting there in a row texting each other about how painful it was to sit through Freakwater. Don't get me wrong... they were very skilled instrumentalists. TOO BAD THEY HAD TO OPEN THEIR MOUTHS.

 

That's all I'll say. You can read for yourself.

 

Oh, and the "old guy" we refer to below is this lone 60-ish year-old guy at the concert by himself.

 

 

 

8:28 - Cameron to Amber, Conner Speck:

The old guy is just here for freakwater.

 

8:30 - Conner to Cameron:

No doubt freak water rocks

 

 

 

Okay, they have just now begun their first song.

 

 

 

 

8:42 - Cameron to Amber, Conner Speck:

 

Already So good.

 

 

8:44 - Conner to Cameron:

 

My ears are bleeding buckets

 

 

8:46 - Cameron to Conner:

 

Keep bleeding keep keep bleeding buckets.

 

 

 

8:51 - Speck to Cameron:

Favorite band ever

 

 

8:52 - Cameron to Speck:

Why isn't zooey opening for them?

 

 

8:55 - Cameron to Conner:

 

Asswater

 

8:57 - Cameron to Diana:

 

Don't rush the stage.

 

 

8:58 - Diana to Cameron:

Mmm.

 

 

9:02 - Cameron to Conner:

Someone forgot to turn their mics off before they started.

 

9:03 - Conner to Cameron:

 

Destroy freak water!

 

9:07 - Conner to Cameron:

 

What is the opposite of encore?

 

9:08 - Cameron to Conner:

 

Murder.

 

9:09 - Cameron to Amber:

 

They make the guy that opened for mindy sound like sufjan.

 

9:10 - Cameron to Conner:

 

Did amber go jump off the roof?

 

9:13 - Conner to Cameron:

 

Annapolis style

 

9:14 - Cameron to Conner:

 

Anythings better than this.

 

9:16 - Cameron to Speck:

 

When did the B52s get so bad??!

 

9:19 - Cameron to Conner:

 

She sure made me want a tshirt

 

9:20 - Conner to Cameron:

 

Me 2

 

9:20 - Cameron to Conner:

 

Freakwater is stagnant.

 

9:23 - Speck to Cameron:

 

Haha on another note: we should have stayed up front.

 

 

9:23 - Cameron to Speck:

 

Yes, definitely.

 

9:27 - Cameron to Diana:

 

Freaknastywater

 

9:28 - Diana to Cameron:

 

Basically.

 

The talented M. Ward just came out on stage to assist them in their last couple of songs.

 

 

9:30 - Cameron to Conner:

 

M ward just stopped a riot from starting

 

 

 

Thank goodness, it's over. Now we just have to wait for She & Him to get out there.

 

 

10:06 - Cameron to Conner:

 

Zooey needs to stop being a diva and get out here.

 

 

10:06 - Conner to Cameron:

 

No joke

 

Only kidding, Zooey!

 

But seriously... Freakwater were very unenjoyable. She & Him were amazing. Sufjan-like amazing. They should do a show with Sufjan!

 

POSTED BY CAMERON MCALLISTER AT 3:12 PM

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The revolution will be text messaged

For some reason this is not what I think Gil Scott-Heron had in mind. :ohwell

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Hi everyone. I am the owner of the blog in question and I was wondering why I was receiving some extra hits recently.

 

It's nice to see that someone besides a couple of my friends have found their way to my blog.

 

I understand everyone's sentiments completely. I am not one to text during concerts usually, and definitely not in movies (I am a total film snob and will call out someone who is distractingly texting during a movie). This all started in good fun and then spiraled into this. Over the course of over an hour, that isn't that many text messages between the 6 of us and I would think that there was about a .5% chance of us distracting those around us as Freakwater wasn't received particularly warmly at the show and the atmosphere was very talky anyway (and we were in the back).

 

I don't have to defend my opinion of their music... but I feel like a few of your comments are flat out wrong about me and my friends. I feel like I must remind you that you have no idea who we are and that this post was done out of both satire and jest.

 

That's all.

 

Thanks for reading (kind of).

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I'm not really mad. But I'd like to know if I'm supposed to be. I can't really keep up with the moral outrage on this place sometimes.

 

You should be mad if both: 1) You think everyone should like Freakwater and 2) You hate the sight of a group of people in their early to late 20s occasionally texting each other in a non-distracting manner in the back of a rowdy concert over the course of an hour.

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I'm not really mad. But I'd like to know if I'm supposed to be. I can't really keep up with the moral outrage on this place sometimes.

People live for this sort of inane chatter -- it fills yawing voids, apparently. But that's their trip. Stamp collecting seems something weird to get excited about.

 

But are you really asking people to tell you what to think?

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