Spawn's dad Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 I just broke out of a huge traffic jam The culprit? 47 jackasses slowing down to look at the jackass in his jackass smart car at 45 on the farking highway Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sly like a Foxwell Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 the only allowable electric at this point should be the Tesla roadster Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spawn's dad Posted September 21, 2008 Author Share Posted September 21, 2008 And only because it was named after the popular hair band Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Duck-Billed Catechist Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 The Smartcar is not electric. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bjorn_skurj Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 I was shocked at how quiet the Prius is. You can sneak right up on a motherfucker in one of those. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spawn's dad Posted September 21, 2008 Author Share Posted September 21, 2008 at this point the only car I want to drive has huge spiked tires and is powered by baby seal oil. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
So Long Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 at this point the only car I want to drive has huge spiked tires and is powered by baby seal oil. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Party @ the Moontower Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 In case you were wondering....Obama drives a 2008 Ford Escape hybrid. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
markosis Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 In case you were wondering....Obama drives a 2008 Ford Escape hybrid. Frigging Muslims and their SUVs. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spawn's dad Posted September 22, 2008 Author Share Posted September 22, 2008 In case you were wondering....Obama drives a 2008 Ford Escape hybrid. I'm betting Obama doesn't drive himself very much. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LouieB Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 I'm betting Obama doesn't drive himself very much.Not any more..... LouieB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lamradio Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 I don't know how anyone could buy one of those smart cars. I would be scared shitless driving one of those on the interstate, around the 18-wheelers and such. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
John Smith Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 I just broke out of a huge traffic jam The culprit? 47 jackasses slowing down to look at the jackass in his jackass smart car at 45 on the farking highway There is a guy who works for a local company who is well known for his frugality. He has determiend that for his vehicle the optimum gas mileage is obtained around 45 mph so that is what he drives whenever he can, interstate, local roads regardless of the speed limit. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
quarter23cd Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 And only because it was named after the popular hair bandInsert post here arguing that the above mentioned band was actually much better than most of its peers. I have no opinion about the car. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spawn's dad Posted September 22, 2008 Author Share Posted September 22, 2008 Insert post here arguing that the above mentioned band was actually much better than most of its peers. agreed Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 I just broke out of a huge traffic jam The culprit? 47 jackasses slowing down to look at the jackass in his jackass smart car at 45 on the farking highway Are you sure they weren't slowing down for a cyclist? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sweetheart-mine Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Not any more..... LouieBno doubt. and it's better anyway if presidential candidates don't drive anything, or even let themselves be seen in vehicles, while they're running. the stress of the road can impair their judgment, as it did dukakis's when he decided to ride in that tank in 1988. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spawn's dad Posted September 22, 2008 Author Share Posted September 22, 2008 Not any more..... LouieB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moe_Syzlak Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 I don't know how anyone could buy one of those smart cars. I would be scared shitless driving one of those on the interstate, around the 18-wheelers and such.Lisa: But mom, I read that sport-utility vehicles are more likely to be in fatal accidents.Bart: Fatal to the people in the other car. Let's roll. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChooChooCharlie Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 I was shocked at how quiet the Prius is. You can sneak right up on a motherfucker in one of those. Not quite sure why, but I found this hilarious. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mrs. Peel Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 I was passed by a Smart Car going 75 mph this afternoon, so.....are you upset with the slow driver who happened to be driving a Smart Car or are you upset with the 47 slow drivers in 'normal' cars who were gawking at someone minding his own business and happened to be driving a Smart Car? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spawn's dad Posted September 24, 2008 Author Share Posted September 24, 2008 45 on a highway isn't minding your own business. It's creating a traffic jam. That it was in a smart car exasperated the problem. I think my opinion of the whole lot of them is quite clear. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Good Old Neon Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 Wouldn't it just be nicer if we could keep the environment, and like, let the people go? It's the people, all these damn people.....present company excluded of course. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spawn's dad Posted September 24, 2008 Author Share Posted September 24, 2008 I like people better than penguins. You, I'd let go though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Good Old Neon Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 I like people better than penguins. You, I'd let go though. I'd like that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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