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Should I just give in and go on tour this summer with the Grateful Dead?


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Well, should I quit my job, tell the wife to kiss my butt, wave g'bye to the kids and hit the road this summer? The road goes on forever and the party never ends! Doesn't that sound fan-effing-tastic?!

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^That's certainly taking the practical approach ^

 

Yep, nothing like the wind in your face, bugs in your teeth, smelling like patchouli and without a care in the world. That's the life for me!

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Go. Now.

You may never get another chance.

Be resourceful: you can sell grilled cheese and bumper stickers between shows to cover fuel costs.

Bumper sticker ideas:

 

The Final Four

Feelin' a lil' Hornsby

Garstacio (with two half faces blended together or 19 fingers)

 

Also- make sure whoever is passing gas is not holding ALL the cash. Watch The Wire for pointers.

Go.

NOW.

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