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oh right - My team is getting ripped by a fan whose team hasn't won since 72, and he's getting supported by a guy whose team has NEVER won the Cup. Shit flows DOWNSTREAM, sadsacks!

Here's the same shot from google maps. http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&ie=U...=12,184.23,,0,5

Wait for the 'Obama orders falafel" thread.

That's perfectly fine, because the Wings won't encounter ANY of those teams on their way to the Cup! muhahahahahaha

the steaming pile of shit doesn't make a sound. It's usually the ACT of shitting that has audio.

My burger orders are always calculated for maximum burger enjoyment. If it's Wednesday, when I can get two cheeseburgers for $5, I'll order: burger 1: ketchup brown mustard pickles raw onion lettuce mayo tomato burger 2: bbq sauce grilled onion jalape

Sez you. Tell that to an Argentine.

The good places ask you how you want it done. So, your problem isn't the temp he ordered it (because any Goodfellas fan knows that anyone who orders their meat medium rare is an aristocrat), but that he specified a temp at all? So you're hating on a guy who knows how he wants his burger done and exercises his freedom of choice? Are you American?

When I mixed the segue to H.M. Drummer, you started to puke...

That's disgusting. We're not talking about filet, ribeye or strip... Cook that shit, yo! Edit - they both ordered Medium-WELL, jakob!

The band name is even in the Mader's font!

Great win by the Wings tonight, especially after going down 1-0 within a minute. Ducks looked spent. I think Getzlaf's line was out of gas - he's been getting a ton of minutes, and the Wings play their lines pretty evenly. Nice of Hossa to finally wake up. I like their chances in the best of 3 - with two games at home. Carolina's no pushover - there's still a lot of guys on that team which won the Cup a couple years ago. Cam Ward won the Conn Smythe that year. Bruins have their work cut out for them. Canucks - 15 shots?

Here's my prediction. Whoever wins the Ducks/Wings game tonight will win the Cup.

Like I'm going to read their review in this $3,000 suit?? C'MON!!

For us it was "This is a rock n roll show, not a funeral!" Most ill-planned double bill since Hendrix opened for the Monkees?

Nice. I was thinking: Well the money's pouring down When the DVD spins round And it's floating out of town I'm wondering where the heck Is my royalty check? I once was a producer now I'm treated like a loser Subpoena Queen My lord I'm keen on recovering my fees unfairly kept from me

Please be Plaintiff with Me? *crickets* What's the Judge got in store? *tumbleweed*

Zut Alors! mais oui

No, but the following have been offered up: At Least that's what I think you said, because I never signed the contract I'm the man who sued you (I got paid) Less than you think

Me too! I saw them at Alpine Valley. The crowd rained sod down on them continually.

Bah - the only thing I'm pissed about is the Wings' timid play. They're playing like they're scared of the Ducks. They have to win 3 out of the next 4 to take the series, so they still have time to prove they're the superior team. Edit: The other thing I'm pissed about is Chelios getting ice time because Rafalski's hurt. But I'm happy that I get to see at least two more Wings games this year.

I just want to say... Stafford would be worshipped as a hero in Detroit for the rest of his life, regardless if he even plays a single down, if he would just set up a charitable foundation in Detroit with $10m of his guaranteed $40m.

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I like this Porcello kid.