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What's the over/under on your word count so far?

I already said that I too, want to bang his daughter.

Jeez.

I never used the word murder. I just said it was sketchy.

Do you sleep with a pillow over your head?

Wait, Scalia was found with a pillow over his head? That's not sketchy at all...

Fine. We all know McConnell will be happy with Hillary's nomination.

Wow, I can't believe Bobby Jindal was once considered a rising GOP star, and legitimate Presidential Candidate. Louisiana's truly fucked. http://www.nola.com/politics/index.ssf/2015/04/louisiana_budget_how_did_we_ge.html

Maybe you were playing euchre, because you got TRUMPED!!

I know, but the premise doesn't work, so there.

Saying that he earned them is a misunderstanding on how it works. He did receive all the delegates he won as determined by popular vote. The DNC apparently doesn't believe in one person -> one vote, which is why they squirrel away votes for superdelegates. So, he didn't give anything away.

You never want the will of the people to fuck up the good thing you've got going...

Got it.

I'm just asking whether it was expected that he won by more or less. Clinton campaign said they expected to get trounced.

Was it? Not asking facetiously, but given that it was his neighboring state, what were the expectations?

This is how Hillary gets the coverage she wants

Agreed. Thanks for sharing.

I did not need to see baby monkey dog... I only got to see a few commercials. Was too busy chasing my little guys around, and then we packed up before half time so that we could get home and put them to bed at a decent hour. Saw the Seth Rogan / Amy Schumber Bud Light commercial, the Doritos Fetus, and Baby Monkey Dog one. The thing I hate is - this morning when I turned on the local news (OK, local TV news is the worst, and completely irrelevant at this point), their story was about which commercials were the best and worst. ON THE NEWS.

London Calling Streams of Whiskey

Whoever made that... That's high quality work. Truly.

The Steven Tyler skittles commercial was the best and most bizarre commercial I've ever seen.

After several listens to Dave's 17, I really love it. Great show. That June 9 '77 show has such a great They Love Each Other. I really love that song from that era. Definitely my favorite 1st set song from then.

Rubio has YOOGE ears. Trump has teeny stubby fingers. Watched about 10-15 minutes of the debate last night. Was Cruz even there? He didn't get airtime.