Gornok

Can flu be transmitted if someone sneeze on bananas? I will make Barry Manilow wear a precautionary face mask. Maybe Slipknot are best option as personal valet?

Iron Sausage used to please me. For an update from yesterday, in today's semi-finals, the sibling clash between Bobby and Billy Alessi was won by Bobby (though they are very similar and sometimes try to trick me). In the ladies event Samantha Mumba reached the final with a comprehensive victory over Kathleen Edwards. That pleased me as I do not want to have to hear the Canadian National Anthem again anytime soon.

This residency pleases me. Plan is for plenty bananas for Christmas stocking of Gornok Jr. Today was first semi final in annual excrement flinging competition. Henry Rollins beat Simon Cowell, but it was closer than you might think. In ladies event Pat Benatar wipe floor with Dionne Warwick. Winners get to groom my back at weekend (alternating 1 hour shifts).

I hope for many bananas. Right now I am using Herb Alpert as a human footstool. He is a little wobbly. I need to do something about that.

Yesterday via video-link I made Lemmy wear a little blue mini skirt whilst he sang Bananarama's "Robert De Niro's Waiting". Just to watch him squirm.

Humans always peel bananas from the wrong end. Fools.

There is no argument. VIP section generate plenty bananas. Festival yurt with shower also big bananas, but best by percentage margin is merch stand with tote bag.

Abba give me plenty bananas back in the day. A reunion would please me. But best ever was A Flock Of Seagulls. I control them like puppets.

Jenny Lewis pleases me.

I like bananas.

Ralph Stanley pleases me, though Earl Scruggs gave many more bananas.

That song does not please me.

This sentiment pleases me.

This cover version pleases me.

Manifesto is clear. This has been fortold ever since Proteus brought the upright beast into the garden and chained him to a tree.More information cost many bananas.

This announcement pleases me.

This album pleases me.

These reports please me.