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Rutgers wins!!!

Actually, yes.

The 9/11 joke was hysterical, although the theatre got really awkward after it. And that guy has more balls than any of the Jackass guys combined.

You are on fire today.

He's the President. I'm sure he has more than one tie.

Sir Stewart won this with his followup. Sorry, guys.

NBC gives Webb Virginia. AP Reports Allen will concede tomorrow.

Can't believe Webb pulled that out.

Anyone know the tuning that "Laminated Cat" is in? It's definetly not drop d. Looks like maybe open D?

Minnesota Democrat, Keith Ellison, has been elected to the U.S. House of Representatives. He will be the first Muslim member of the U.S. Congress.

Looks like Charlie Crist is our new governor. It's only a matter of time before the gay scandal comes out on this guy. Pun intended.

A UM player just got shot and killed in his apartment complex. God damn, this has been an absolutely horrible year for them.

Katherine Harris lost in a shocker.

Sweet, I may just join you in the festivities.

I can't even begin to understand what that picture is supposed to mean, but good god is it offensive.

YAY!

No, my fantasy team is going to win this week with Cedric Benson, Kevin Curtis, and Desmond Clark in the starting lineup. This is a great week for me. Plus the Dolphins look like a legit NFL team.

I'm not sure they are quite young. Aside from Beltran, Wright, and Reyes, most of your starters are in their 30's. I'll say if Pedro, and Glavine do come back and you get Matsasuke, you can go ahead and engrave a World Series trophy for the next two years.

Shh. This is a thing thats happening.

According to either an overwhelming majority or incredibly loud minority of Mets fans, they've had a dynasty since about a week after they got Carlos Delgado. If Pedro retires, I don't see how you can say the Mets are the favorite in the NL, especially if they don't get Glavine back and don't win the Matsazuke sweepstakes. They'd have John Maine as their #1 starter.

If my info is correct, he's been injured every year but 2005. And, like serious injuries. Thats why San Fran was willing to let him go. Mets' Martinez may retire if he doesn't regain full strength Nov. 3, 2006 CBS SportsLine.com wire reports SANTO DOMINGO, Dominican Republic -- Pedro Martinez is recovering well from an operation on his right shoulder but said Friday he would consider retiring if he does not return to full strength. "It's getting better and progress is above all what is hoped for," Martinez told the Associated Press. "To go back I have to recover, I have to be healt

He's been injured for like 75% of his career. It's pretty sad, but he's the new Kerry Wood/Mark Prior.

P: Greg Maddux, LA Dodgers C: Brad Ausmus, Houston 1B: Albert Pujols, St. Louis 2B: Orlando Hudson, Arizona SS: Omar Vizquel, San Francisco 3B: Scott Rolen, St. Louis OF: Andruw Jones, Atlanta OF: Carlos Beltran, NY Mets OF: Mike Cameron, San Diego No serious problems with this list. I can gaurantee that the year Maddux retires, Dontrelle Willis will pick up his first gold glove (while toeing the rubber in Shea stadium.. )

Welcome to 5 years ago. Sea Bass should've won numerous Gold Gloves with the Marlins. The voter's have always given him the shaft.