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The one with "Subdivisions" on it is pretty good.

Not looking too good for the Flyers.

As per the CNN story, I think that's the first time I've heard Animals described as "anti-capitalist." I always thought the album was more anti-mean, petty asshole.

Ya-woo, video lord! Have a good one!

Just in case you missed this, CJ.

You may not have to, if eating [censored] is what's keeping her young.

My old roommate won't talk to me. Something about me "endangering his recovery."

Delgado was good in '06, a millstone in '07, and looking to be that way again in '08.

Stern is worse that APHC. At least APHC ends after an hour.

I gotta agree with Chris. I may be pushing the panic button a little early, but I really don't see them doing much better than they're doing now. I hope they get to a point where they're more than five games above .500 this year, but I don't expect it.

Delgado is done, in New York at least, and perhaps the entire National League. We should have kept Mike Jacobs. Reyes is talented, but I suspect both he and Oliver Perez both suffer from a case of undiagnosed or undertreated ADHD. If it wasn't for Ryan Church, this team would be where the Tigers are now. Pitching-wise, Santana and John Maine are the real deal, Perez and Pelfrey might be, everything after that is a big fat question mark. I would be surprised, frankly, if either Pedro or El Duque ever win another game for the Mets. The bullpen has quality in it, (Feliciano, Smith, Sanchez and my

I think you can pencil Benedict XVI in for a "No sir, I don't like it."

Perhaps it has the magic power to make Carlos Beltran and Jose Reyes give a shit!

It's not just this year. This team, among the top 5 in payroll, has been playing .500 ball since about the end of May 2007. Is all of that Randolph's fault? No. But if he hasn't fixed it, or at least addressed it, by now, he's never going to address it and the team needs somebody in there who will. Randolph should have been fired immediately after the last game of the season.

Sadly, I do not think my HMO will cover both a sex change and a gayification.

I think it's a relative thing. An orchestra full of dorks ("Dorkestra?") would be cooler than A Prairie Home Companion, so anything that's actually really cool, like Wilco, would be off the charts, i.e.,

1. I have changed my avatar to that of Lenny Dykstra. If the 2008 Mets had just a fraction of the fire, grit and sense of purpose Lenny had as a player, they would be the terror of the league. 2. Until Willie Randolph is fired, I am not wearing a Mets hat, shirt or throwback. I am not on strike as a Mets fan. Call it a "sickout."

"fleshlights," right hands, cucumbers ...

Aww. I think of you whenever that Dockers commercial with the "California Soul" song and the beauty shots of S.F. come on.

We are in agreement on marriage. I don't care about polygamy, as long as it's between consenting ADULTS. (Not pervy old men marrying teenagers.) The same for incest, but I don't think too many cases fall into the "consenting adults" category. I think it is appropriate and desirable for the government to prevent people from being exploited or coerced, and to punish those who exploit and coerce. Good for teh gays. I feel the same way about gay marriage that I do about gays joining the military - I don't wanna do it, so if they wanna do it, rock on.

This just in: The Mets suck, are lame and suck. Willie must go. The only hope for this team is Bobby Valentine, or someone even more evil, who will bring something resembling grit out of this group of underachievers.

I am three outs away from being really, really pissed off at the Mets.

"Dillusional." Somebody needs a copy editor.

I'm gonna have to go and disagree with you there, though you may be right as per The Phantom Menace. What really makes me angry is that I'm gonna have to go see the Indy movie with someone who has a "fixation" with the character and will defend it as great, even though we all know it's not gonna be that great.