bjorn_skurj

I really should ban myself from VC on Tuesdays.

Best wishes to the three of you! That baby is cute as all getout.

Rather have him than that bum Eli Manning.

Any white person who used the n-word and claims they're not a racist is suffering from severe self-delusion at best. You need help, man.

If I pee on my hands, will that make me a better copy editor?

This is the guy that pees on his hands, no? Mets complete deal with Alou, decline option on Glavine By MIKE FITZPATRICK AP Baseball Writer NEW YORK (AP) - Moises Alou gives the New York Mets a proven right-handed hitter to play left field _ and another aging regular. The 40-year-old slugger finalized an $8.5 million, one-year contract on Monday with the NL East champions, who also declined their $14 million option on left-hander Tom Glavine and swapped young pitchers with the Florida Marlins in a four-player trade. Alou's deal includes a $7.5 million club option for 2008 with $1 millio

That's the idea, my friend.

I think this is going to be a Jagermeister holiday.

Never happen. The military will tell you they don't want people who don't want to be there.

About to hit the red wine.

Enjoy your special day!

I'm reasonably sure the stuff I get is domestic, but any crimp in the supply chain would drive prices up across the board.

I'm trying to cut back on the eggs myself. Cholesterol is a little high.

I like his ceaseless pointing out that the middle class is getting the shaft, but he does go against most economic thinking, which calls for less protectionism, not more. And if the borders ARE ever secured, that would drive up the price of weed, which is a hot-button issue for me, as I'm sure you can imagine.

Happy birthday! Triple Ganesh action for you on your special day!

I could have been more tactful, though.

Sorry, man. I am rarely happy on a Tuesday.

How about them Rangers?

Someone who doesn't know a border state from a Confederate one? Oy.

They didn't secede the first time! Miss that day of social studies class?

Boston might pay it. They need something - that team is on the verge of being permanently lapped by Toronto.

I think it's just what he said it was - conjecture. You know how it is. People type in all sorts of weird shit on message boards. Like was once said of newspapers, message boards are a device to make the ignorant more ignorant and the crazy crazier.

Actually, Knicks tickets are so uncoveted that the team had to run a fucking infomercial this year.

No. Even though he wrote it, I think Jeff's wrong. "Cherry ghost," looked at in context of the song and the album - A ghost is born - means in this case "brand-new," as in, "That's a real cherry Camaro you got there, Todd."

Scorpios rule! Happy birthday, Neil!