bjorn_skurj

Ow! Caffeine deprivation headache!!!

I still think using a seat belt for yourself should be a matter of personal choice, like wearing a motorcycle helmet. I worry that the "nanny state" interferes overly with the process of natural selection.

Maybe they should just all put out solo albums simultaneously, like that band in the '70s did.

Sort of. The idea of making certain drugs illegal only occurred to white people when minorities started using them.

They opened for Wilco in Poughkeepsie and kicked a fair amount of ass. As I recall, they sort of sounded like what a band spawned by Blur and Uncle Tupelo would sound like.

Heart and Soul=Huey Lewis and the News

I was thinking of you earlier when I bought a bottle of Maker's Mark.

I wish somebody would genetically engineer me a reporter who will do what I fucking tell them to.

I have heard tell of such incidents.

Until His Rodness leads the Yanks to a championship, he will always be thought of as bitch in New York. And that's the long and the short of it.

Rock on with your bad self. Get so drunk that you throw up all over your friends' Hummer or whatever.

Is that like a Jethro Tull cover band or something? In which case, anyone dragging you to that might face a felony rap.

Yes. Watching A-Rod suffer has indeed been enjoyable. I think it's finally driven it home to Kaiser George that sometimes, you can't actually buy a pennant.

Oh. Thanks. No plans for Saturday yet. I might just stay in and watch a kung fu movie.

1. Who the hell are The Blacks? 2. I'm hanging out with my reporter tonight. There might be a chance to break one of the last three Commandments that I haven't broken yet.

HEAVY, man.

Wellp, I'm gonna smoke me a bonghit and dive in ...

Theatrical effect.

That too. I am, however, deeply envious of his literary skills.

"Wilco is for all who have the ears to appreciate."

H.L. Mencken had this pegged 80 years ago: When a candidate for public office faces the voters he does not face men of sense; he faces a mob of men whose chief distinguishing mark is the fact that they are quite incapable of weighing ideas, or even of comprehending any save the most elemental

METS!

I l'll second that.

Big hug, sweetie. We're here for you.

And remember, The New York Times said God is dead once.