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I just had a pretty good chicken parm sub.

Holy shit. I can hear a faint scream that must be my pancreas.

It has something to do with "sophistication."

Bush probably saw it in a movie once.

My nephew insists that he could, as an egg, hear me and his mom fighting when we were kids. And Bush is a tool. Hopefully the ghost of Christopher Reeve will torment him for eternity.

That was my mom!

Imogen Heap, I reckon. She sings electronica-type songs.

That'll be the day.

Those songs on the Myspace are pretty damn good, actually.

Nope. Out of a 1.5L bottle into a plastic cup!

I'm about to hit the red wine myself.

I wouldn't write the Braves off; they have plenty of good players on that team.

Country music for Democrats.

Bailey's is vital to some things, like mudslides and Irish car bombs.

Yeah, thank God the Mets won tonight, maintaining their slim 11 1/2 game lead.

Minnie Minoso? Feh. At age 94, O'Neil becomes oldest-ever pro baseball player Eds: UPDATES with O'Neil quotes. Moving on general news and sports services. By DAVE SKRETTA Associated Press Writer KANSAS CITY, Kan. (AP) - John Jordan "Buck" O'Neil never got a free pass in life. The grandson of a man brought to this continent a slave, O'Neil moved to Kansas City to avoid racial persecution in the Deep South. He played baseball during an era of segregation, and earlier this year was denied entry into the National Baseball Hall of Fame by a special 12-member panel. It figures that on Tue

I tend to avoid Woody Allen movies with Woody Allen in them.

I wouldn't put an apostrophe in "condos." And the next time I go into a grocery store and see a sign advertising "naval" oranges, somebody's going to get a very sharply delivered spelling lesson.

Yeah, but when was the last time the A's actually made it to an ALCS? That, and I can't believe you all are neglecting Goose Gossage. He was the man back then, and routinely pitched multi-inning saves. If the Yanks bullpen wasn't, excepting Rivera, pure liquid shit this year, Rivera would only be pitching in the 9th.

Hey Jude, you'll do

Gotta watch it with the pot brownies. Hard to gauge their effects when one first ingests them.

I their Shiraz/Cab mix.

Six-hour- (or more) old coffee. You have awakened my bunghole, and now you must paaaaayyyyy!!!

People who use the office as a fucking day care center. Jesus, people, THINK before you get married and have crotch fruit.