JUDE

I think that if I found a dead celebrity, rational thought would kind of go out the window.

I've even been known to pee in sinks on occasion.

Fast food. and (airbrushed, self-esteem destrotying) girly mags.

and he's better at weather.

Are you really blaming obesity on the Republicans?

What did I miss? I was at Culver's getting a couple Butter Burgers and some custard.

Do you get some sort of strange satisfaction being able to out elliptical the geriatrics?

Way to go out on limb.

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No offense I hope, I wasn't being malicious. X2 on the Heartbreakers sentiment.

Her ass has gone super-nova. (relative to her peak hotness a few years ago)

yeah, wtf? genetics?

For the record I'd totally bang Diane Lane before Jessica Simpson anyday. Carry on.

This was brought up in another thread. This will be used in a scientific study, maybe. EDIT: Please list if you are male or female, for the scientific study part. SECOND EDIT: Feel free to comment on your record collection, it has no bearing on the study but is still interesting.

You know, if some of you would stop reading books about how you are supposed to view women and got out there, you'd probably be able to tap some of that hot ass.

I'd still clean the toilet with her toothbrush, it's a principle thing.

Use her toothbrush to clean the toilet when she takes your car.

I agree with Gary, the genie is out of the bottle on this deal.

Do tell. This thread is a gem.

You seem well adjusted, in a completely sociopath misogynistic way.

I actually like to think Tom in real life is much like the character he played in Collateral.

She's alright.

Well played sir.

Neither have I.