Duck-Billed Catechist

If Juan Uribe hits a single right now you probably will win. Do you have faith in Juan Uribe?

Which Red Sock is getting circumcized at the home opener? Or do they draft someone from the road team?

I had a high school American Government/Political Science/History teacher who would lock his door at the beginning of every class. If you were late, you had to yell "I want to learn!" to get him to open the door. I like that solution.

Wait, do people seriously not think that Dolly Parton is a good songwriter?

Thome was like 0-11 against Sabathia with 7Ks prior to this game. Two HR today.

Yeah, knocked out in the second. Must've been stealing signs.

White Sox-Indians will likely be rained out today.

Check that, all the mlb.tv games are free today.

mlb.com's multimedia center seems to indicate that it will be on mlb.tv this evening. Also, free preview of mlb.tv for Braves-Indians, Nats-Orioles, and Padres-Angels.

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=05102004

I always thought More Like the Moon was one of their best songs. There was some talk on here of the guitar being sped up on the recording.

Wow. Scary team.

This "controversy" was resolved a long time ago to most everyone's satisfaction, I think. Not sure why it's being raised again. I guess 'cause he's crying. Oh well.

David Wright. Blah.

Don't those options cover about 70% of the work force? Sales, office staff, etc.?

I understand why Cubs fans like him, but Santo is awful imo.

Well, I don't think it matters what IP address you order from, only when you're watching does it matter. I could be wrong.

Before Bill Gates went all charitable and he was really unpopular for running a near-monopoly, my friend and I concluded that he could dramatically improve his standing by buying everyone in the world an apple fritter. Yeah.

It doesn't have to do with ordering--it has to do with hiding your IP address. Torpark or something like that is the best way to do this.

At the risk of being a broken record, I like Stanley Hauerwas's take on the subject:

It's the battle of worldviews here.

He's going to be out till at least June...so no, probably not. Also, I think I saw that you drafted Ryan Braun as your 3B. From what I understand, he's going to play LF. Not sure if that affects anything.

So are the two teams playing in Japan today using only a 25-man roster?